Johnny “Ace” Ventura

Playboi Carti meet and greet

How the Canvas hackers moving after shutting down every school in America during finals week

Mahomes is now Israeli Backed #5Peat Incoming #whew

Finals = excuse to eat out as much as you want

Me during the Ohtani biopic in 2040

Todays to do list: -Walk on thin ice -Make matters worse -Judge a book by its cover -Bark up the wrong tree

@CTucker40351 Be careful! They’ll try and sell you on their summer “internship”

As soon as someone says they are a “sales” major, my brain just immediately shuts off

Mike Trout when he plays at Yankees Stadium

rodrick has an artistic soul and he literally pursues a career in the arts whereas greg is a stupid goy

Shoutout to all the dads that paid five grand for this in 2004

took an exam and then came to have burgers on the beach with my friend

Eldrick going backwards lid and dropping to a Kapernick after flipping his rig is so rockstar

he brought out the surfboard guitar man i nearly cried

Get this guy off my screen dude #Madness #Obliterate #Cornball

So does Maduro go back in power or what? #WBC #AaronJudgeBlows

Watching The Players tournament and they keep showing this McIlroy fella who’s +1? Get the scrubs off my screen and give me Rickie Fowler! #Goat

8am and 75 degrees outside

@DanGlesack_ Just not true

If I don’t follow you back reply here and I will. Dan is for the people. 🦅🇺🇸

Things I cannot live without My Cleveland RTX 6 Zipcore 60 degree wedge That’s all

Will this be Red Dead Redemption 2 for movies