Swahili Papi

This is my life summarized

but i be knowing

I’ve been taking my own advice lately & I feel great

Becoming important in your family is even worse 😭😭

me realizing mid conversation that im never speaking to this person again

mom and dad getting old and im not a millionaire yet

me after every minor inconvenience

i would literally never see the sun again if i had this setup

Our dads never saw this many bad b!tches man

consequences seeing you make the wrong decisions again

me at 3am realizing i dont have a bond with anyone anymore

🚨 LMAO! Greg Gutfeld just clowned on Barack Obama for showing his ID to vote “I love seeing Obama show his ID! You notice it wasn't a birth certificate? My sources say it was a Kenyan library card from 1970!” — @greggutfeld 🤣🔥

Lowkey… having money to buy weed is a quiet kind of peace.

me: Imao i saw it on twitter them: what's your twitter

making fire music then realizing you still have to promote it

when i get that “he got money now” glow up

Dear women: This is how men want to be treated behind closed doors.🙏

“I'll never talk to you again” Introverts:

No im not . Delete my number