Andrew Swan

@xMiss_Champs @bzthany As a Swan, I feel the need to always look out for my fellow waterfowl.

@Swannyyyy @bzthany thank god there are people like you guys around! 🦆

Sunday strolls 🌳

@xMiss_Champs @bzthany I've already submitted an enquiry with the anatidae protection agency. #Freethebirds

@Swannyyyy @bzthany if you guys want to submit a complaint to the park on behalf of the ducks, I’m more than happy to give you their contact details ✨

@bzthany @xMiss_Champs What kind of bullshit duck incarceration program are these Londoners up to.

@xMiss_Champs @Swannyyyy So they’re TRAPPED ?! Good lord they’re in duck prison

@bzthany @xMiss_Champs Someone needs to inform the ducks that they are in danger and must return to the safe side of the pond.

@Swannyyyy @xMiss_Champs I like that the ducks are on the wrong side of the fence basking in the sun 🤣

@xMiss_Champs @bzthany This confuses me heavily.

@bzthany hahahahah if I was in Florida maybe!! but it’s to keep the doggos from attacking the ducks 🦆

Still bored at work lol

how do you actually get good & not tilt on Val?? asking for a friend

@xMiss_Champs @bzthany

@bzthany if I have you by my side, I’ll be ascendant in no time 💓

this grind is going to be god awful

@xMiss_Champs How do you forget the puds

@Swannyyyy shit, I think we actually forgot about these

nommmmmmmmm

Barstool Pizza Review - TinyBrickOven (Baltimore, MD)

Trump to Zelenskyy soon:

Mad Friday

GG

Made my day.

I know that was the the most embarrassing moment his life 😭

@gingithegiraffe Ngl here big man, I can only name one thing on that plate. Going to need a breakdown on what I'm looking at.

Dinner is served 🫡

@xMiss_Champs God I love JB.

am I surprised?? no 😈 top 1% of listeners baby