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@Swansontea

Atomic physicist formerly working in atomic clock R&D at the Naval Observatory. Tweets are my own. Can be found at that blue sky place.

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Tom’s Parity account.@Swansontea·
Just realized that it's possible within the next few years that I will become the longest-tenured person in my department. And the implications of that are that I will then be free to make up wild stories about how things were in "the old days" Which was the plan all along
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The Hoarse Whisperer@TheRealHoarse·
Friday tradition time: ending the week with a little shared joy. Tell me something good. What good thing happened in your life this week? Major, minor, or momentary, just something good.
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Mom is peeved that Consumer Cellular didn’t cancel her service when asked, and kept billing her. They won’t acknowledge the error. She won’t pay for their mistake
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Tom’s Parity account.@Swansontea·
Reducing my screen to 24” so that you can show NYG-GB post-game hugs. Masterful production decision, @espn
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I’m really annoyed by this @espn broadcast. Weird camera angles, moving camera, and now a split-screen defeating the effect of my big screen TV
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pourmecoffee
pourmecoffee@pourmecoffee·
The way it works is every wolverine is assigned three federal officers who smoke and play cards in the motel while thee wolverine looks nervously out the window.
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Chad Orzel@orzelc·
Poll: The acronym for Frequently Asked Questions is pronounced:
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Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸@NickKnudsenUS·
Election Day is in less than a week! If there is low turnout in Virginia… 1) Republicans WILL win. 2) The legislature WILL pass an abortion ban, and; 3) Governor Youngkin WILL sign it. Help raise awareness! RT & reply with the hashtag #VoteBlueVirginia to get it trending?
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whojessewho@likwidvison·
Anyone having issues with YouTube stream of Sunday ticket?? @NFL @YouTube
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Tom’s Parity account.@Swansontea·
Apparently I have the ability to invite people to a place with greener pastures and a Blue Sky. Don’t know if there’s anybody left here that needs an invite. Let me know.
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@DanielOyefusi Have to wonder how scheme/play-calling affects this. Does more blitzing or stunting cause disruption that results in more pressure from the line? What about the connection between coverage and pressure?
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Daniel Oyefusi@DanielOyefusi·
Thread of pregame reads ahead of the Dolphins’ Week 5 game vs. the Giants: 🐬 With historic start, Dolphins RB De’Von Achane is making sure NFL knows his game — and name miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/mia…
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Chad Orzel
Chad Orzel@orzelc·
Email from Amazon Prime with the imperative Subject: header "Watch Bears vs. Commanders on Thursday Night Football." Or, how about-- hear me out, now-- I do LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE but that?
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Unmatched magical skills.
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