Clarees Swart

I consistently forget about this twitter.

@alan_blaze Its only the best sauce in literal all existence.

I know I'm a strange person. Because I'm the only person I know who genuinely likes Arbys.

How do people buy so many new things? I've literally been using the same hair straightener for 12 years.

I have moved on from this climate thing... From now on I will be doing death metal only!!

So hard to explain to everyone: EMAIL ADDRESSES ARE NO LONGER CASE SENSITIVE. YOU WRITE Clarees OR ClArEEs Its STILL gunna get to me!

Child poverty rate: 🇮🇸6% 🇸🇮7% 🇭🇺8% 🇳🇴8% 🇨🇿9% 🇸🇪9% 🇵🇱9% 🇨🇭10% 🇪🇪10% 🇮🇪10% 🇳🇱11% 🇫🇷12% 🇦🇹12% 🇨🇦12% 🇩🇪12% 🇧🇪12% 🇦🇺13% 🇬🇧13% 🇱🇺13% 🇱🇻13% 🇯🇵14% 🇸🇰14% 🇳🇿14% 🇰🇷15% 🇵🇹16% 🇮🇹17% 🇬🇷17% 🇱🇹18% 🇷🇺20% 🇲🇽20% 🇺🇸21% Good thing we recently passed *checks notes* tax breaks for billionaires.

I would like to point out that #AvatarTheLastAirbender is rated Y7 and deals with in depth politics about divided nations and war tactics. There's multiple episodes on them discovering a government conspiracy of them brainwashing citizens. ... for kids aged 7 and up.

When you finally sit down to eat but you didn't feed your cats first

Watching @firstwefeast #hotones with @thecampaignbook, Shia LaBeouf, and hes just such a sweetheart, weirdo and a f*ckin champ at eating hot sauce.

I would do the Thanos snap-everything-in-half thing so long as it means less mosquitos and flies

“WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO MISS THAT!?”#Area51storm

Nothing gets Canadians more hype than the Corner Gas theme song

@thenoelmiller Weak

Me talking to my dog: Yknow we should probably eat something healthy because we really havent in... weeks. Dog: does/says nothing Me: youre right. Toaster strudels are JUST as good.

@TeamYouTube @JustinWhang @realAeroMC (Sigh)

@JustinWhang @realAeroMC Sorry for the confusion about the viewer confusion (sigh) – the goal behind this change is to help ppl find the official channel of a creator (since the old badge only verified that you had >100k subs, but didn’t verify a channel’s authenticity). This update improves that.

It should be easy to know when you’ve found the official YouTube channel of a creator, artist, brand, or public figure. So in late October, we’re updating what it means for channels to be “Verified” w/ new eligibility criteria & a new look. Details → yt.be/help/3QfB

Sometimes i watch bojack horseman Sometimes it hits too close to home And then i have to pull myself out of a hole of depression and contemplating my sociopathic behaviour. Then i feel better. Then i watch bojack horseman.