Makuka Makinda

Gents what is the maximum days a lady can stay at your place? 🧐

after getting rich, what next??

Nanikuphi, when my sister cheated on gangsta from Pretoria named Makhafula, you could see he was hurting. He arrived at home and made us stand a que, then made us explain 1 by 1 ukuthi were we were the time my sister cheated, I remember explaining that I had classes and he just said, “Okay it means wena you cheat in class”. That time, we didn't even know about kwayona leyo relationship. He asked who do we know to be dating my sister? We didn't even answer because elders were terrified, too. Yoh!! I could see my aunt was ready to have a heart attack or stroke, while Makhafula was busy complaining that my sister was using him for money. He then went to take the neighbors car wasifaka emotweni and drove the whole night, 9 of us inside a Tazz. We didn't even know where he was taking us to. He was just busy complaining about his relationship with my sister. He took out his gun and kept shooting up at the sky, eloko ethi, “Amasimba lawo, aning'tsheli loko, nithi why eCheata?”. He then decided to stop the car, we couldn't even see where we were, and he said, “Can you please give me ama Hugs”. We all started hugging him. My two uncle's were even scared too, I even heard one of them saying, “Wena Makhafula, you deserve to be our son inlaw yazi. Usile marn umntwana kasisi”. Makhafula froze up while we were comforting him, and then he suddenly forced us to get inside the car again, and he started driving again, we heard him saying “Why singavele siye kuye eDurban siyomgcwalisela?”, That time sise Mpumalanga, it’s 8 hours ukuya eDurban. He drove for 3 hours, waphinde wamisa, wathi “Eish!! ay angeke ngiyazi judger nam, let's turn back guys”. The time was 3am, we arrived at home around 6am. When he left, we had to pack our stuff and go hide for four weeks at a relative in Mamelodi. After that four weeks we decided to come back home and we found a note emnyango, “Uxolo guys! Ngingene in a wrong house, kahle kahle bengifuna umuzi wakwa Mahlangu”. Yah, ne!!, we decided ukuya kwaMahlangu, masifika we found them with big stomachs crying. We asked Bab'Mahlangu what happened, “You won't believe this, some guy Makhafula arrived wathi masipheke yonke iGrocery eseKhabhathini siyidle yonke because ingane yam ijolela indlala”. 😭😭

🇨🇴 Thieves in Colombia have figured out that tickling someone's knee causes temporary paralysis, and they are absolutely using it to rob people.

Having sexual discipline doesn’t mean you shouldn’t sleep with multiple women, it means you should choose the multiple women you sleep with

According to Ngizwe Mchunu, he’s not scared of Julius Malema because Malema is a “dead snake, a sellout of our Generation, Mchunu who is betraying South Africans in favour of foreigners. Ngizwe Mchunu uthi uJulius Malema akahambe ayozichamela.

Where’s the video of that City fan drinking Arsenal fans tears?

Me after getting paid peanuts

Let's talk about that Durban Kwaito/house era 🔥

Breakdown Mariah Carey ft. Bone Thugs-n-Harmony (1998)

Afroman dropped a diss song about Netanyahu and its vibey af 😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥