Al Swearengen

In solidarity, I've been yelling, "San Francisco Cocksucker!" one time for each person that's been laid off.

A gym? A fucking weapons gym? You had the whole fucking language at your disposal, and you called it a fucking gym.

Those are some very big cards you're playing on very small tables. I hope for your sake you have the devil on your side.

The direction of my thoughts--and with the sustained fucking stupidity that you’re exhibiting, I hesitate to voice them--is that you might want to train for programming before you try to fucking do it.

You need to think about the game's scope as if it were your asshole. When you're trying to add something, you're only fucking yourself.

They call it "sunsetting a game" because it is the equivalent of bringing a flaming fucking ball of fire down on it.

That's what JIRA is, one vile task after another.

@mister_borogove Free drink at the bar for you.

Announcing your plans is a good way to hear programmers laugh.

I take lunch hours so that I don't kill you in the afternoon.

UR test! Peaches for everyone, and be sure they can see your fucking guns.

I will kill the cocksucker who takes the last of the coffee.

Further to yesterday's announcement of scope reduction, all new design docs must be written in C++ before they will be considered.

To rein in scope, the new design for combat is to print the words “it’s dead” on the screen.

@LouPetridish Fuck you.

To further reduce scope, the number of dialog choices has been reduced to two. "No" and "Fuck you!"

@LouPetridish No.

Shoot the fucking build machine, for it respects no man.

Sent four designers into a room to solve one fucking problem. Cocksuckers came out with five fucking problems and a need to hire.

@Davey40k Like you've never had a long meeting.

Previous production meeting ended in a murder. Apologies for my absence.