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Andy Thompson
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Andy Thompson
@SweatyJester
Stand up comedian and professional fool. Part time idiot.
Brisbane, Australia Katılım Ocak 2009
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@HuwTindall I don't think any team has. Reds beat every Kiwi team (incl. Crusaders twice) with the exception of the Hurricanes in 2011.
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Just realised #Brumbies are 3/3 against Kiwi sides this year. Saders, Blues, Chiefs all accoutned for. Tough assignments away to Highlanders and Canes to come but so far so good. When would the last time be that an Aussie side has gone undefeated v the Kiwis? #SuperRugbyPacific
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I honestly have no idea how some Americans can see Trump talking on stage and think "Yep, that's my guy right there!"
Completely baffling.
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Why do news and weather reports always have to travel to an area near a cyclone for live cross. Want to impress me? Climb on a roof at ground zero and have a crack.
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I interacted with one idiot who thinks chemtrails are a thing and now my feed is filled with people who have a lack of understanding of basic science and physics and who are also scared of clouds.
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@SweatyJester I have a new thing that whenever I hear him speak, I mutter, "THIS fucking guy, eh?" like I'm a New York mob boss and Trump has just rolled up at Mob HQ and pulled out a gun.
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@johnnyddavidson Can't believe you'd slander pelicans, John. I guess this is the behaviour we now expect from you.
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It’s not my movie!
YOU ABSOLUTE PELICAN
Romelle Slaughter II@RHS76
@johnnyddavidson All the publicity for your movie. Such a bitch ass move.
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Decided to follow this guy just so I can keep track of all the mayhem he's causing due to the lack of a sincere apology.
John Davidson@johnnyddavidson
@TclurFancy Kenya, I'm an Australian sports journalist. I'm not a Scottish man with Tourette's Syndrome. We just have the same name.
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@GamerLXXXVI @Tom11880 @ArcRaidersNow Happened to me last night. I ran in on the ground floor and it came right in after me.
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@Tom11880 @ArcRaidersNow I’ll take things that never happened for $500 Alex
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Rocketeers are getting smarter — even container storage isn’t safe anymore.
#ArcRaiders
🎥El_Capitan
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How the fuck do people live in this dumpster fire of a country?
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein
BREAKING: New video from Lynch Arena in Pawtucket, Rhode Island when the mass shooting took place today.
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@mark_keohane Remember when they put 22 unanswered points on you guys at home and beat you last year?
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Not one dominant tackle in that entire sequence … exhibition touch rugby
RUGBYcomau@rugbycomau
JUST KEEP WATCHING 🤯 #SuperRugbyPacific
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@Erin_Molan @KidRock This made me cringe so hard a small black hole opened up inside my chest.
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I don’t usually approach famous people.
I made an exception last week in Washington DC when I ran into @KidRock.
Because he follows me on X… right?
Surely he loves me.
Spoiler alert: he does not?
I died. 💀
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Do I have to watch the first movie (Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom) before seeing Melania?
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My father in law got an OAM today for services to broadcast media. Good onya Russ Walkington!
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Why not, and hear me out, just stop bullying mothers?
Andrea D. Huberwoman, Ph.D.@thegenesisbl0ck
These skin-to-skin pictures are so performative and fake. If you didn’t birth a baby, it’s not your baby. I’m sorry, but you can’t convince me otherwise.
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Why don't they simply change the name of Greenland to Epsteinland? Trump will act like it never existed.
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@RichardHanania If it helps, she's pointing out that they aren't white. That's the kind of person she it.
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They look completely assimilated! They’re wearing jeans and hats and eating in restaurants? Does this person even know what that word means?
The better immigration works, the dumber the nativists are.
US, Canada, and Australia have the stupidest nativists.
Kobie Thatcher@KobieThatcher
Sydney, Australia 🇦🇺 This is the suburb of Cabramatta. This is not assimilation—it's cultural replacement.
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@ellymelly @AliBeydounAu My mate's family has Chinese heritage and they came here in the 1840s. Are they Australian?
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@AliBeydounAu What does Chinese look like? What does Japanese look like? What does Indian look like? What does Egyptian look like? What does Mexican look like?
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Have just come from Circular Quay.
Out of the thousands of people already setting up for New Year's Eve - we saw ONE Australian couple.
That's it.
Multiculturalism has turned our city into the departures lounge of the world - and it is terrible. Completely torn out the soul of our nation.
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