DougieSweeney

In the Premier League, if Arsenal & Man City end level on points and goal difference, next is total goals scored across the season. If still tied, it goes to head-to-head: most points from their two matches, then most away goals in those games. If somehow still inseparable (very rare), the league schedules a one-off playoff at a neutral venue to decide the title.

@JasperZiggle Since both of them are tied, the third team wins the league

Fucking to right and they were the best times

Game as fuck. 2 on 1 n they both shit it

My nagging wife died suddenly on a trip to Jerusalem... Funeral director: "Sir, it would cost about £45,000 if we send her home back to the UK or £500 if we bury her here in Jerusalem." Me: "Ship her home." Funeral director: "But sir, why don't you bury her here in the Holy Land and you can save money." Me: "A long time ago a man was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead, I can't take that risk."

People complaining about the quality of the Europa League now UCL clubs don't drop down, when #AVFC and #NFFC have as many European cups combined as the 4 Champions league semi finalists! What a tie it's going to be, for two fantastic fanbases, history > money always!

One of the great European nights at Villa Park ⭐️ #OnThisDay last year, Aston Villa 3-2 Paris Saint-Germain 🗓️ #RefreshingMoments 🤝 Coca-Cola

i found a "failing" cafe in marbella last week making €400,000 a year the owner laughed when i asked how she stays open "the coffee is just a legal loophole" 4 tables. 3 customers in an hour. i assumed they were closing down. went back a week later. same scene. i told her i was surprised the place was still open "the coffee isnt the business" i asked what she meant "200 remote founders pay me €60 a month to use this cafe as their registered business address. companies house. tax filings. business bank accounts. mail." "since when is a cafe a registered address?" "since it legally needs to be a real physical premises with someone here during business hours. the cafe is the premises. the service is the business. the coffee is just the reason im legally allowed to run the service." i asked how she got the idea "needed a registered address myself when i started the cafe. realised nobody else had figured it out. put one line on my website. 200 clients later im still here pouring coffee nobody drinks" heres the math: - 200 companies - €60 per month - €144,000 in address fees - additional €256,000 in mail handling, virtual office, scanning, forwarding - 2 hours of admin a day - zero employees - €400,000 a year the cafe loses money every month she doesnt care "the coffee is rent for the business that lives upstairs in my laptop" the storefront isnt the business its the permission slip dead cafe alive business

I need a Netflix series so addictive that I completely forget the outside world exists. Hit me with your best recommendations.

Adonis Fury may well be the funniest kid on this planet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can't wait to see someone spark this prat out

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‼️EDDIE HEARN TO DANA WHITE AFTER DANA PAID 15MILLION TO CONOR BENN FOR BENN TO GO THE DISTANCE WITH AN OLD, UNDERSIZED REGIS PROGRAIS‼️ ⬇️⬇️ #Boxing #FuryMakhmudov 🤣🤣🥊🥊🥊

Going to be some end of the season for this boyo

Rowe is exactly the type of player we need. Physically impressive, won't be pushed around, direct, lightning quick and unafraid to shoot. Hope @DV1874 has the club cheque book out in the tunnel after the game!