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C. Perkins
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C. Perkins
@SweetBoy3D
Writer, Filmmaker, Handsome Genius
The Shwick Katılım Haziran 2018
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Congrats on making varsity ten years ago, unc. You should wear your letterman to the function everyone is going to think it’s sick
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What’s more pathetic: A grown man who wasn’t good at sports growing up, or a grown man who checks the high school athletics credentials of other grown men?
Bert Shiesty@cirocobama69
Running as a hobby is for guys that weren’t good at sports growing up
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They should invent dress shoes that don’t shred your heels every time you wear them no matter how broken in they are
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“Chastise him for ‘wasting smoke’ in his selfie video of him smoking weed”
GIF
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@hobgobchop The Unsolicited Form InstrUnctor, the Unpaid Live-In Hall Monitor, the Preacher Curl Infinity Scroller
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They spent the past 10 years gradually making search engines unusably shitty to manufacture a market for AI agents
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What if, instead of presenting you optimal search results in response to a concise and efficient query, you had to tell Google what you’re looking for in great detail and carefully massage it into giving you the answer you want, as though it was a real, frustrating person?
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Part and parcel gang it’s your fault if you aren’t fully prepared for such eventualities
izzy miyake✰@nakafux
imagine life beating ur ass then u find out ur hoe going
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@hobgobchop It’s a temporary debuff but can be very powerful and sometimes last up to 48 hours
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I accept TMZ and The Hollywood Reporter headlines as immediate fact because they’re The News. Nothing I read on my phone is subject to any vigilance, skepticism, or intellectual rigor and my vote counts the same as yours
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The article reads like blatant satire and there’s not even any visible attribution on the page. I’m to believe the line “I decided to listen to Woody Allen instead of my friends” was written with a straight face?
You’re a credulous moron if you aren’t withholding judgment here
TMZ@TMZ
Zendaya's "The Drama" director admits to dating a teen girl in an unearthed essay. Read: tmz.me/XQ8tOiu
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Paul Thomas Anderson has been quoted as saying he was “horrified” and “deeply embarrassed” by his own film, “One Battle After Another,” upon seeing Aster’s Eddington. Insider reports say he begged the studio to SCRAP the project 👀
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Ari Aster’s Eddington SWEEPS at the #Oscars
“Clearly the best film released this year and it isn’t even close,” runner-ups agreed
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