Diana

I DID IT TWITTER FAM!

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

grieving & grinding one hell of a combo

finished a book before it was due back at the library without renewing it #notilliterate

Not @HEB Butter Tortillas 🔥

imagine hating on me and im in my room like this

“ reading is so peaceful !!” me, reading:

I’m now officially the relative that is seen once a year.

last stage of grief is not talking about it with your friends

@thedumbzone 🤣🤣🤣

We tested the Texas Rangers policy about bringing outside food into the stadium

i was born to attend concerts and travel, not work a 9-5 🤮

People nationally wonder why Texans are obsessed with @HEB. It’s because they are the physical manifestation of the motto of Texas: Friendship. They leap into action, no questions asked to help. If you want to know what good corporate culture looks like, this is it.

They change things up on us quick in this world, so enjoy you’re every minute while you have it.

At my funeral take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next

Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you!?

Manifesting

i understand him completely