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@SteveOnSpeed We had them quote us two French doors (exterior to a small balcony) with small half moon windows over them and they quoted us $25k. We laughed and then called a smaller, local company who came in at literally less than half.

We had Renewal By Anderson out at the house last year to give us a quote for 11 windows and a sliding glass door. $35,000. How do these guys stay in business?

I feel like “potty training in 3 days” is the new “sleeping through the night by x weeks/months”. It’s not really realistic and sets parents up to feel like they’re failing when their kid is completely developmentally normal.

Wait, how long has she been there for? It takes longer than a couple days for a baby to implant and then get a positive test……. It would make no sense if she was having unprotected sex just a few days ago. #90DayFiance

James Tolkan, best known for his roles in "Back to the Future" and "Top Gun", passed away at age 94 on March 26. bit.ly/4bV9o1Y

@FourYearStr0ng My sister got married last weekend. They decided on no kids. Guess what? It was great! I didn’t have to deal with navigating the airport and a 2.5 hr flight with a 3 year old, plus the packed pre wedding schedule.

It's literally her wedding. She said no kids. Someone brought their kid. Kids are not entitled to be in every space.

@nypost I didn’t even know this was a thing until I was flying out of O’Hare at an L gate in terminal 3 and the gate across from mine was a bus to Rockford IL.

American Airlines passengers shocked to learn their 'flights' were actually bus routes: 'There's no plane' trib.al/Vf75VeJ

Omg Logan faking Vanessa out, leading to Vanessa to say “her initial instinct was right” 😂😂 and the he still proposes. Yikes. I predict an explosive break up down the road. #ageofattraction

Theresa’s spiel is the weirdest most confusing thing I’ve ever seen. She broke up with him but then kept going and reading notes from her kids and then changed her mind??? #ageofattraction

#ageofattraction sounded so cool but it was such a miss. It was hard to be invested in any of these “relationships”.

ah yes the stage of pregnancy where you should elevate your feet above chest level to prevent swelling but recline in an upright position to prevent heartburn but lie on your side to ensure good blood flow

@Acyn Haven’t watched it but last time I was on Prime it said it was #9. Why does he lie about about shit that can be easily fact checked???

Trump: Our great first lady, who turns out to be a fantastic movie star -- do you believe this?She had the number one movie and now she is number one on streaming

@AlltidAmanda You should!!!! I have had mine for years and it still holds up great. It’s the best when it starts to relax its shape a little bit. I use it as a carryon when I travel!

ice agents helping tsa at airports across the country this morning

@enews Perez Hilton will always be a grifter, no matter how much he tries to repair his image. He was probably elated while he was in the hospital because it’s automatic content. 🙄

Perez Hilton detailed the reason he spent 21 days in the hospital, explaining in a video to his fans that it was possibly avoidable and urging them to take care of their own health. bit.ly/4bKbvFA

The day the Affordable Care Act passed was one of my proudest moments as president, because it meant that millions of Americans would have access to health care, some for the first time. The ACA also prevented insurance companies from denying people with pre-existing conditions coverage, allowed young people under the age of 26 to remain on their parents’ plan, expanded Medicaid, and so much more. But the ACA was always meant to be a first step. We still have to do more to expand access and make health care more affordable for everyone.

My sister’s wedding was mentioned on another social media site and the comments are WILD. I think it’s funny but it also pisses me off how completely wrong some of the assumptions are. It’s a good lesson on how everything said on social media should be taken with a grain of salt.

@Acyn His military worship is so performative, when in reality he’s screwing over active military AND vets.

Trump: I have much more power in my second term. I said I'm going to sign an executive order to ensure that the second Saturday in December, is preserved exclusively, nobody is playing football. Not Ohio state against Notre Dame. Not LSU against Alabama. Nobody is going to play football for four hours during that very special time of the year in December. It's preserved forever for the army-navy game. If you don't want to watch football, you don't have to. But if you want to watch football, you are only watching one game. You are not watching 19 different games.

@MikaelaJ_07 @noedenelsewhere Wait, I was under the impression that Jim Bob didn’t grow up Fundie, but he and Michelle found ILBP as adults. I always thought Jim Bob’s family were the “weird religious cousins” when Amy was growing up. It’s and sick no matter what!

@noedenelsewhere I grew up with fundies, it’s not like gpa is a predator it’s that a little girl apparently can be sexual as to seduce a grown man and that’s why you can’t be alone with any male as a child. that’s why pants under dresses, no shoulders showing, etc men can’t change girl diapers.

Reading Amy Duggar King’s book ‘Holy Disruptor’ and OMG Grandpa Duggar was a straight up lazy SOB predator…and Grandma Duggar let him get away w/every single bit of it. Before you say ‘oh she had no choice.” BS - Grandma Duggar was the breadwinner. #duggars #duggarfamily

@ForeverFlyMike I just flew from Ohare yesterday morning and I literally walked right through security, 0 wait. My sister flew a few hours later through Ohare and it took 3 minutes. The precheck line was long though!!

TSA wait time at O’Hare is 27 mins. Idk where everybody getting 3-4 hrs from

Literacy starts at home.