Matt Donnelly: The Mind Noodler

🚨breaking news. Me. I’m the breaking news.

@andrewfordjr Shoot. Sorry pal

@SweetMattyD So I’ll just miss you. We get on on the 21st.

@SweetMattyD what weeks in December are you on Sun Princess? We’ll be on during Christmas week.

No one of wants to win this game! #chargers #bengals

This man was born 80 years ago today. He could still drink you under the table. He could still make you laugh harder than anyone you’ve ever met. He could still make you feel like you’re the only person in the room. He could still give you the best advice you’ve ever gotten and make you feel loved no matter what. He’s an American treasure. There is only one @DannyDeVito

JAX 6 - 52 DET Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1088th unique final score in NFL history.

@clgood Actually, the other night points to “not really”

It's 2024 and people still watch boxing? Gah.

going from the taylor-serrano fight to the paul-tyson fight is like if you watched the super bowl and then immediately after the super bowl you watched two people play paper football on a table in denny’s at 3am

@LasVegasLocally That one guy going full Gandalf with his empty yard drink

No fighting near the escalators! They're fragile.

@heyscoops I spy a @SweetMattyD 👀👀👀

I think it would be funny if Paul kept fighting older and older boxers like George Foreman is next in his 80’s then Joe Frazier in his 90’s then they exhume Floyd Patterson and he loses to Patterson’s corpse.

We grew up so poor we could only see Penn or Teller.

@kipthekelly Is this a foot fetish joke?

You guys would be shocked to learn how many people in Vegas were mentored by Quentin Tarantino. He would too.

@RationalBlonde Like, even right now.

I think if Mike Tyson kills Jake Paul, it'll reunite us as a country

instead of fluoride what if we put Ozempic in the water

@leonkassab Searching Amazon now

@SweetMattyD new Tshirt cannon

Mr. Piffles the magic Chihuahua has been honored with a new fountain at the Flamingo (h/t @KerryBilicki)

The Human Crazy Straw. Man, the 00's were a weird time for me.

[1/2] Matt crushes Halloween, goes on a Dominican adventure and gets the hang of performing magic on the sea. Jacob has an odd bathroom story. Paul has questions about "horse liquid." Plus chat about recent movies, miniseries, and Scoopardy. Find Ep. 1157: A Gnome at the Urinal…

It’s with a heavy heart, I have to announce that Mr Piffles, Las Vegas headliner, beloved canine conjuror & faithful companion, has passed away just shy of his 17th birthday. In the beginning, I may have rescued him, but in the end, he rescued me. I 💚 you so much Mr Piffles.

Scoopfest will never be the same without @MrPiffles