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@jeremycorbyn "A mass movement for a kinder world"

The problems we face are not caused by migrants or refugees. They are caused by an economic system rigged in favour of corporations and billionaires. We are a mass movement for a kinder world. Together, we can take on the far-right — and win.

@Dame__Jane A classic example of the Ricki Gervais guitar lessons joke youtu.be/L3dxMGzt5mU?si…

What the hell 😬😵‍💫😆

@FurkanGozukara @nzpoliticsgroup That's George Galloway. There's more geo political expertise in his hat!

Terrifying reality check. A geopolitical expert warns that if Washington uses a nuclear weapon in the Middle East, it will not end the war. It will trigger a nuclear winter, kill millions, and force Russia and China to completely unite against the American empire.

@weejoy @nazreddin @DannyDrinksWine You will never play the Dane.

@nazreddin @DannyDrinksWine it told us alcoholism and homosexuality is funny

The first preview screening of Bruce Robinson's "Withnail & I" (1987) appeared to be a total disaster- the audience sat there stony-faced, never laughing once. It was only after the screening had concluded that a distraught Bruce Robinson discovered that the audience was comprised entirely of non-English speaking German tourists who were all staying at a hotel nearby. (Source: IMDb) P.S: On this day, 39 years ago, "Withnail & I" (1987) premiered in New York New Directors and New Films Festival, USA.

RCR Co-founder @AliaVFF responds to today’s news. They said they didn’t know. But their own documents say otherwise. Nine months of warnings. Their own advisors raising the risk. And still… they pushed ahead. Watch this.

@RCR_NZ @AliaVFF Dear Leader said this on August 19th 2021:

@liz_churchill10 If you zoom in on the board, it says "Vote: Decision to enter into interinstitutional negotiations"- which is Eurocrat speak for "nothing will happen."

It’s OVER for the UN Replacement Migration Scheme in Europe as Nationalists pass the largest deportation proposal in their History. “Begin mass deportations immediately. Kick them out before Europe dies” -Afroditi Latinopoulou, Greek MP

@IfindRetards Found one.

@Dame__Jane The best TV theme tune in history: youtu.be/zIRSd8fjagY?si…

Help!! I’ve got the electric kiwi jingle in my head I need something to remove it ..

@aakashgupta Copilot can't even do simple formatting jobs on Word docs!

Microsoft has now renamed this product four times in four years and each name is worse than the last. Microsoft Office (1990-2022). Thirty-two years of brand equity. Everyone on Earth knew what it meant. Your grandmother knew what it meant. “I need to open Office” required zero explanation in any language. Then: Microsoft 365. Then: Microsoft 365 (Office), because even Microsoft couldn’t stop using the old name. Then: Microsoft 365 Copilot. The app icon is now identical to the Copilot chatbot icon with a tiny “M365” badge in the corner. Users are opening the AI chatbot when they want Excel. “Office 365” still has double the search traffic of “Microsoft 365.” “Microsoft 365 Copilot” has virtually none. The reason this keeps happening is the same reason it will keep getting worse. Microsoft sells Copilot to Wall Street, not to the person trying to open a spreadsheet. Satya Nadella told investors 70% of Fortune 500 companies “adopted” Copilot. The actual conversion rate, the share of employees with access who choose to use it, is 35.8%. ChatGPT’s is 83.1%. When workers have access to multiple AI tools and can pick freely, 8% choose Copilot. 70% choose ChatGPT. Copilot’s paid subscriber market share dropped from 18.8% to 11.5% in six months. Gemini passed it in November 2025. So Microsoft did the only thing left: rebrand the world’s most recognized productivity suite after the AI product nobody is voluntarily using, and raise the subscription price to pay for it. This is the same company that rebranded MSN to “Microsoft Start” in 2021 and quietly reverted to MSN three years later after everyone ignored the new name. The same company that renamed Microsoft Remote Desktop to “Windows App.” 400 million paid seats. The switching cost is so high that Microsoft could name it Microsoft Copilot Clippy 365 AI Turbo and most companies would renew anyway.

@RealDannyTommo @Dave89579103 Nothing will happen 🤣

Tomorrow, I will be releasing evidence that proves ISIS fighters have entered the UK on small boats in recent days. I’ve been warned not to release this footage and information… But I have no choice. The public needs to know.

@HedgeFundFomo The best take on Iran I've read all week.

I've been analyzing the stock market for 50 years I manage billions of dollars and I'm an expert in macroeconomics Here's exactly what will happen from here with the Iran situation: I have no fucking idea

@JohnCleese Gad is the Chuck Norris of sarcasm.

Does this silly little man not understand that Islam is a very aggressive belief system, threatening death to anyone who does not convert to Islam The Buddhists, the Taoists, the Scottish Presbyterians, the Hindus and the Sikhs and the Confucians and the Catholics don't go around shouting about beheading people they disagree with Is this too much for your tiny little brain to take in ? Oh. The doorbell rang. The police I assume...

@BretWeinstein Yeah, but it will still show up late, tell you it's got to go back to the depot for a part, then sit in the van for two hours.

Think the trades are safe from AI? Think again.

Too many chinny reckons around today about Iran, Trump and whether or not we'll make it to Christmas. 🙄 No one knows any more about it than anyone else.

@BretWeinstein @TimothySawyerMD The more I think it through, the scarier it gets. Imagine you're a high school kid, thinking about what to do at college. By the time that kid graduates, their qualifications will be obsolete, if the trajectory continues.

@TimothySawyerMD Sure, but it's like a 75 meter high tsunami approaching. It's true you can't predict anything with precision. But the devastation is a different matter.

Many argue AI is like prior tech revolutions--that the jobs destroyed will be replaced by jobs we can't yet imagine They're wrong. AI+robots will be better at the newly created jobs too. It's is a super-competitor, with the advantages of a generalist AND almost every specialist

@ThomasSowell It's so like. . .real

These are the streets of London.

@MattCas04807118 Is that Dawn French?

That’s ghastly!🤢🤢 Proper rancid! 😳 Is he dressed up to play the mum out of Psycho, he’d be terrifying if so.🤮

@Dame__Jane Don't know but he's got a great head of hair!

Rugby fans - who is this?

@ThomasSowell Chuck Norris went into a feminist convention, and came out with an ironed shirt and a ham sandwich.

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