SweetfaceRene💋

She fell in love with Leon

@KhanStopMe They called Gen Z millennials for about 10 years

my favorite game when i go to the grocery store…

Today I heard a guy say, "She stopped complaining completely. She's so much easier now." Are y'all gonna tell him, or do I have to?

This girl on TikTok said “Marriage gives even the poorest man a free slave” And I-

I just saw the newest trailer for the live-action #Moana movie and I nearly went into preterm labor from laughing so hard when The Rock came on the screen.... I knew the wig was gonna be silly, but actually SEEING it is on a different level 😂 Disney did him so dirty 😭

Las Vegas understands the assignment‼️ Don’t get distracted‼️

Republicans will lecture you about the ‘traditional definition of marriage’ and then cheat on their third wife

Here is why gym girls are horny: 1• Exercise increases blood flow Including to the pelvic area, which can heighten physical sensitivity. 2• Hormones go up Workouts can temporarily boost hormones like testosterone and endorphins, which can increase libido in both men and women. 3• Endorphins (feel-good chemicals) After a good workout, womenfeel happier, more relaxed, and more open that can translate into higher desire. 4• Body confidence increases When someone feels strong, fit, and attractive, their sexual confidence often rises too. 5• Stress goes down Lower stress = better mood = higher libido.

Being a woman in your 30s is interesting. You’ve got men born in 2003, 1990, and 1975 flirting with you.

lock in begins NOW. weight gain is BANNED.

"Men lead the family" sounds funny when moms have been running homes without applause forever.

The 2 reasons he did are very obvious in that second frame🙂

Him: “I don’t want a relationship. Let’s just go with the flow and kick it.” Me: “Cool…cool. We don’t even have to go with the flow or kick it. I just want you to put me through the mattress when I call…IF I call. No unnecessary talking because I really don’t give AF what you think and when we finish…imma get up and leave because I’m busy and I have a lot on my plate. No hanging out because I wouldn’t want people to know I’m messing with you.” Him: “Damn, that’s f___cked up.” Me: “Ain’t it?”

nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did LMAO

What burns belly fat cause I need this stomach flat flat in 2 months 😭

need a man that's submissive in the way a knight is submissive to the princess he's sworn to protect

men who say shit like this are basically admitting they already expect their marriage to FAIL... says a lot more about them than their imaginary wife.

Recién caigo en cuenta que el clitoris tiene 8 mil veces más sensibilidad que el pene y aún así las mujeres terminamos fingiendo en el sexo, malditos MEDIOCREEEESSSS