Sweezus_Christ

@Sweezus_Christ GET IN THE SUITCASE

⚠️ SOS ⚠️ MY VISA TO THE UK WAS APPROVED APPROXIMATELY 1 HOUR AGO GET READY: "MK IN THE UK" BLOG COMING SOON 🇬🇧

@MKslays_ Imagine?

I just realized I didn't have my DMs open so I AM SORRY 💀

@shira_laine In love with Moose and Fish ❤️

German shepherds serve in wars and can detect coronavirus in humans. Today, moose pouted to me because panda had his “poopsie” toy and wouldn’t give it back.

@shira_laine I love him so much and want to give him all the pets!!!!!!!!

FOUR years ago today, I drove to the shelter to pick up a dog, the one who peed on my mothers purse and who was named fish because he was so stinky. Little did I know, it was my second half who threw himself into the car and flashed me this smile, never looking back. 💛

@xsnackgremlinx Power washer simulator 🙌🏽

@shira_laine Imagine being a weirdo in someone’s DM’s, get put on blast, and then try to backpedal your way out of it? Pro tip for all the weirdos out there: keep that shit to yourself.

I’m no longer part of this community so can we pls laugh at this dm my friend got about me from some weirdo because I didn’t wanna fuck the guy who sent it, I love twitch

@sloahhh Yes!!! Bring this to fruition pls and thank you 👏🏽

@shira_laine Me when I thought the edible I ate was only 5 mg when it was actually 50 mg 🥴

Me, when the edible hits

@sloahhh This is giving off big Rogue (from X-men) vibes and I’m here for it. Go off queen 👏🏽

@CaptainZaitsev Congrats on the sobriety man!!! That’s a massive accomplishment and hope you’ve been doing well!

It’s day 1094 of being alcohol free. Tonight at midnight on EasternStandardTime, it will be day 1095, a total of 3 years of sobriety. Last year, I did a 12hr birthday stream. Just me playing the original Resident Evil 4. So, RE:4 Remake tonight at midnight???

@shira_laine Fish makes me so incredibly happy every time I see his face

I’ll release fish if you don’t come. COME.

@shira_laine I would absolutely love a nap right now. You’ve got yourself a deal.

@Sweezus_Christ Hand me your shit factory and I’ll handle his output for an hour and love on the lad while you have a fish nap

Everyone should get to nap with a fish

@shira_laine My shit factory has no schedule. It’s a lawless land where he’s from and he shits when he pleases. I would pay money to have a nap with fish though. He has such a sweet face and I can tell he gives great snugs

@Sweezus_Christ He’s available next Thursday after 2pm but he doesn’t understand time zones so that’s basically whatever time he’s done pooping in the afternoon. You free from your own beautiful shit factory then?

@notthehoneybees @CaptainZaitsev I’m honestly shocked it didn’t lol. I saved the VOD because I was going to delete the original, but then forgot to delete it. No strikes received 🤷🏽‍♂️🙌🏽

@Sweezus_Christ @CaptainZaitsev I heard about it and I thought it got taken down!

WAIT you're telling me you get to play as Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077? And I can't even like see myself naked?!?!

@CaptainZaitsev @notthehoneybees No idea where you might have seen this 👀

@notthehoneybees There is a mod, however you have to remove the vod for safe measures - Seen it; the streamer and us (the chat) were having good laughs.

@NoBananaSuits Love you more papi

Daddy @Sweezus_Christ is back and has a new addition to his setup. I love this man.

@shira_laine I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!! 😍😍😍

Meet Bug, my newest foster. I’d keep her in a second if I didn’t have a whole pack to look after. SO excited to say I found her a loving home where she’ll grow up w/ her new humans. She went from being a limp/wobbly pup to the spunkiest thing around. I love you Bug. Good luck!!!

@shira_laine 🥵🍆💦

@Sweezus_Christ Yes, but she’s “too tired” a lot and every now and then, a squirrel that’s obsessed with her will nibble my ass while doin the deed

A chickadee got stuck in my patio and it let me pick it up and bring it outside, I’m fuckin Snow White