Mr Pickles

A whole raft of second-rate presenters being wheeled out on a bank holiday … #thismorning #gmb #jeremyvine

What an absolute load of shite …Dumbing down at its worst. #celebritysabotage

The annoying forager woman is back … #jamesmartin

Can this woman please stop cackling … #escapetothecountry

Far-fetched, tedious and hasn’t lived up to its initial promise … #theteacher

I shall be glad to see the back of #RoseMatafeo … #pointless

Now #RoseMatafeo’s got her feet firmly under the table, she’s definitely seeking to hog the limelight … #pointless

Exactly, job done … #loosewomen #lorraine

This is becoming tedious and beyond ridiculous … #theteacher

‘Shall we talk about #CelebrityPuzzling?’, er, no …#jeremyvine

#CarolVorderman is far more relaxed about being on the losing team, whereas #SallyLindsay is manic in her desire to win … #celebritypuzzling

#pointless Pair of smugwarts …

‘It’s got so much character …’ More than could be said for you pair … #aplaceinthesun

Please define ‘not working …’ #aplaceinthesun

#aplaceinthesun I know, they’re hysterical aren’t they …?

They might as well not bother bringing this shower back … find a slot for JSP somewhere, but you can bin the rest of those harpies … #loosewomen

You made the wrong decision here pal … #gmb

Is she a university student?? #gmb

#jeremyvine has never heard of the Merry Widow Veuve Clicquot!

#jeremyvine Is #celebritypuzzling doing so badly that he has to promote it so heavily?