JonesyCat

@BArBArA_E_K @MarkJCarney Oh Barbara. Bless your little uneducated heart.🙄

@MarkJCarney And stop printing money we don't have, and laundering it through Ukraine. Time for Zelenskyy to have an election. This grift needs to stop.

Canada and Europe are united in our values of pluralism, the rule of law, and democracy. On Europe Day, we’re building on that foundation to forge new strategic partnerships, deepen our trade, and stand steadfast with Ukraine. In a more uncertain world, Canada and Europe are creating greater certainty, security, and prosperity on both sides of the Atlantic.

@TekSavvyCSR Hi there, do you currently have an outage in the M3B 1B8 area (North York, ON)?

@Paws_artx Morris.

@ClashofClans 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

Official terminology, by the way.

@DontCallMeDebby A "pouf".

It’s an Ottoman, right??

@joncoopertweets The rowboat.

Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller and Kash Patel are in a rowboat that’s sinking in the middle of a lake. You can only save one of them — who would you choose?

@lippyent Elsie!

I need a old fashion girls name that will fit her! Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@Puppieslover That's a Teddy if I've ever seen one.

You have to name him the last thing you ate

@yum_nachos214 @Matt_Pinner Soooo good!

Name one

@mariana057 OMG 😂😆😂😂🤣

A man walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?" The librarian responds, "It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

@sciencegirl Ramen

@Mikeggibbs My Dad died in 2011. I think about him every day and cry each time. I will forever bear this pain. It's a small sacrifice to have loved and been loved by him. Sending strength and love.

I put on a normal face for my mother but I'm an absolute wreck. When I'm alone I weep. Yesterday I exploded in full public view and had to hide behind a tree while I sobbed. I'm not handling losing my Dad well.

@ClashofClans Worst Support ever. Members of my Clan have been trying to contact you for almost a week because our Clan leader left briefly and has since been unable to rejoin the clan. No response and no resolution.

POV: You’re upgrading Walls for half the price and enjoying every second! How’s your Hammer Jam going so far? 🔨

@hwinkler4real You, Sir, are the best! Also, I love trout!

An embarrassment of Trout . Thank you River 19 “

@homelessdave89 Me. Also, I am dead. Lol. Antivaxxers are such a joke.

Who had the COVID vaccine and had zero side effects except for a sore arm and feeling little rough for a day

@miket136 Here's hoping!

In the woods. Awaiting spontaneous combustion…. 🔥

@JoelVinette KD Lang.

@JoelVinette Burton Cummings, Jim Cuddy, Jeff Healey to name a few.

@mjfree @StephenAtHome ❤️

❤️ if you support Stephen Colbert

@Thinkwert Wheelbarrow

What other tech has reached its final form?