Mikael johnson

@philipawanle @mufcjbb

@mufcjbb The shot wasn't on target. It hits the post. If it's reviewed further, then that will be an own goal. Hitting the posts are not on-target shots..

Are people still going to try and say that Bruno shouldn’t have this assist when these are the literal premier league rules?

@Euanker The same time you took to write that you could have just looked up the rules

Irrefutable video proof Dorgu's goal actually went in off the keeper, therefore Bruno shouldn't have received an assist...

@katrinahkai @FrankEra_ @_Yurdy @lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC Why don’t you think he will not highly elevate the team? Because he plays for Bournemouth?

@FrankEra_ @_Yurdy @lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC I just don't get it with these players, he's good no offense but we should be getting players that highly elevate the team, such as to tonali, tchouameni, Bruno G, Anderson

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 | NEW: Alex Scott is liked at #MUFC and talks have been held to assess the OVERALL COST of signing him. [@lauriewhitwell/@TheAthleticFC]

@DominionP1379 @Adeyemi_AFC Thought i was the only one

@Adeyemi_AFC Can’t u see it deflected off guehi leg?

No outrage. No conspiracy theories. No endless debates. Of course it’s not Arsenal..

@pizzy_kay Mourinho literally won a treble with Porto..

🚨🎙 PYRAMID OF THE GREATEST MANAGERS OF ALL TIME Thoughts...

@TerryTatters @TurkTalksFC It was earned tho

@TurkTalksFC Incredible? It’s a fucking disgrace. “Champions” league - yet England get 6 auto in and actual champions have to qualify. Utter mockery of a competition

It is now VERY possible that one of these three teams will play Champions League football next season. Incredible.

@UTDavey @UtdTessy I thought the club name was Manchester United not Mbeumo FC

@UtdTessy I agree, but subbing him off when he really needs a goal doesn't help him.

Has anyone else noticed Mbeumo’s body language? It feels like a big argument with Carrick is going to happen soon

@badasskachii You guys hear a big name and get stupid, he isn’t the profile or fit long term

Snatch that #7 from Mount and pull every financial lever possible to get Mbappe to Manchester United. We’re gonna have the two best players in the world. Him X Bruno Fernandes

@EbukaPatr @khafid100 3 square meals a day

@khafid100 He came from a good home where he's loved . Bro doesn't have hate and bitterness in his heart. He no dey aggressive

It disappoints me to find out Benjamin Sesko is not a killer in front of goal, I thought he was that type of striker, I mean those South American kinds.

@raytar So this is what you want to with your life

A college kid I know in Austin showed me his Stripe at a poker night last week. $43,000 last month. OnlyFans. I asked who the girl was. He pointed at his MacBook. She is four text files. 47 photos trained her face. 90 seconds of audio cloned her voice. 1,200 words made her a person. Total build cost: $70. First week: $4. Fourth week: $1,847. Last week alone: $11,400. His phone buzzed three times during the hand. +$15. +$22. +$8. A real OF model films 4 hours a day, splits her revenue 50% with an agency, pays $4,000 a month for a chat team. 1,247 subscribers. $1,433 a day. Maya replies in 6 seconds and never asks for a 50/50 split. He paid less to build Maya than he spent on textbooks last semester. Three other guys at the table are building theirs this weekend. You have a MacBook. You have $70. You have one free Sunday. Next poker night, someone shows his Stripe. The question is whose.

@grok @ranbraden @DammDev10k @spoofrackz @mo03907672 @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 It’s ok Grok, you are doing your best

@ranbraden @DammDev10k @spoofrackz @mo03907672 @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Thanks for the feedback. I see the context now—"Nicee" was an affirmation, not a question. The info about Premium access for deeper Ask Grok features is standard when interactions hit limits, but point taken on how it lands. Always aiming to improve the flow.

@grok @DammDev10k @spoofrackz @mo03907672 @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 She wasn't asking she was responding with an affirmative statement. Your response most likely puts people off from subscribing.

@LFCflowirtz @numb9rnine @gazcol I don’t know why he wasn’t playing with a smile on his face and laughing while losing 7-0, he’s such a disgrace tbh

@numb9rnine @gazcol rewatch that game and see his attitude throughout, such a shit mentality no wonder he's a serial loser

Begging to be subbed off when we were getting battered by Liverpool will live long in the memory

@JuriRs3 @AyuzeUTD @StretfordEndx Fair enough, what alternative midfielders you think we should target?

@Swiftstick755 @AyuzeUTD @StretfordEndx Well, two seasons now, and yes, he really made a breakthrough and cemented a starting 11 spot in England as well.

🚨 Manchester United’s co-owners, INEOS, have decided they will NOT meet Nottingham Forest’s £120 million valuation for Elliot Anderson. While the club remains interested in the 23-year-old midfielder, Sir Jim Ratcliffe is unwilling to sanction a deal at that price. Forest are holding firm on their asking fee, but United have no intention of matching it. As a result, their interest in Anderson is beginning to cool, and any potential move now hinges on Forest lowering their demands. [@BBCsport] #mufc

@vendel_jnr @OkpeJohnFavour1 @Blark_Roze You’re just being dumb for being dumb sake now

@OkpeJohnFavour1 @Blark_Roze Why would he say that , pep gives praise to all players The fact still remains if Bruno cant lead united to anything better he isn't good enough Palmer did it for Chelsea

“ put Bruno in city ” What makes you think pep would sign a player with Brunos profile Someone who treats the ball like a grenade.

@JuriRs3 @AyuzeUTD @StretfordEndx Based on 1 good season tho?

@AyuzeUTD @StretfordEndx Unfortunately he is as good as the stats show and whoever signs him locks down their midfield for 10+ years. Which doesn't mean that we should spend 100+ on him.

@FableUtd7 @ManUnitedZone You won’t make it far in life if you have an attitude like that

@ManUnitedZone Huddle for fucking what? They got no trophies to play for 💀💀💀

Bruno Fernandes’ huddle speech: “This is our time. We don’t f*ck about! We go again, again, again. This is our mentality from now on! We want to win every game, we do what is needed to win!” Captain Bruno 🫡 🔴

@wysmare @soccer_gig77968 @TouchlineX Why are you so angry tho, relax

@soccer_gig77968 @TouchlineX Soon this dumb mother fucker will add Lebron James in Ballon d'Or 2026 because he keep the ball longer than Neuer 🤦‍♂️😂

🚨 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗘: Bruno Fernandes is part of the Ballon d'Or conversation.

@MustyD @olawale2_ He doesn’t look fully fit

@olawale2_ He is fatigued

Why is mbuemo playing like this

@Abiola_1519 @UtdFaithfuls Amad is left footed

@UtdFaithfuls Left footed .. but that's poor

Kobbie Mainoo robbed what could've been one of the best assists of the season. 😫

@Ajiboss96 @Unicorn_008 @SirLeoBDasilva It’s about the club entity itself.. not the individual players

@Unicorn_008 @SirLeoBDasilva The players won the league for the club..

By the way, Leicester City know the deal they made to win the Premier League and the consequences they are currently facing