Swinging Johnson

I've got one helluva manuscript, just looking for the right agent. A river doesn't cut rock because of its strength but because of ts persistence....unfortunately I'm a lake.

Anyone go to Foxwoods and surreptiously slips the $50 to the front desk agent or the VIP agent for an upgrade and nothing comes of it except a thank you? I've spent a nickel on a sly upgrade that's never come. Is the going rate a C-Note?

#UFC328 #FightNight My #UFC328PICKS bookmakersreview.com/analysis/betti…

Dad you can drink more beers than any of my friend's dads...

Gotta love the internet 😅

And one more....whoa... Pimp Uncle Leroy Turns 50 Cent’s “P.I.M.P.” Into a 1950s Classic @Culture-Remix @50Cent

#DexterMimsJr #UncleLeroy This guy looks like Rick James, sounds like old school R&B legend Teddy Pendergrass, and swaggers like he owns the universe. #CoolerThanTheOtherSideOfThePillow Pimp Uncle Leroy Turns “Without Me” into 1950’s Soul Classic youtu.be/EZUaLacFats?si… via @YouTube

This is absolutely hilarious.

I love the internet....

@gregadicke When the Pats are 5-0 no one will give a damn...if they're not...no one will give a damn.

Mike vrabel has coached his final game in New England and likely his last as a head coach anywhere in the nfl….sucks. mike is a good guy, but damn stupid

I usually go to #McDonalds to get 2 large coffees, and once in awhile an Egg McMuffin at the drive thru. I get my coffees and drive away, only to realize I forgot my McMuffin. Follow me (literally) for a free Egg McMuffin.

Is it me, and I know it's a short sample, but are #MLB umpires a bit more accurate this year since the challenges via AI are in play? Just end the madness, and allow home plate umps to call balls and strikes with an AI buzzer in their pockets. Should've happened 5 years ago.

Sir, I shall go to the mat for my friend.

@DanLifshatz I was wondering where you were. You and II followed each other until I said, " You, sir, are a jackass' That led to our Twitter demise. But I'm happy to see youre still capping and I wish you nothing but the b est. Keep doing you, Dan. SJ

@itsvegasmatt My man, love your vids but when youre playing the Holdem games for thousands and you dont put a $5 chip on the bonus it kills me. If you ever hit a RSF how ridiculous will it be without that bonus?

This student section deserves an award

100%

I'm no baseball fan but this is wild.

This is what I pay my internet for