Scott Robinson

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Scott Robinson

Scott Robinson

@SwsJrnlRobinson

My name is Scott Robinson. I am stranded on an uncharted island. Every day is a challenge to survive. I'm actually surprised I get 4G service out here...

Not sure... Katılım Mart 2011
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Scott Robinson
Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
I've been unable to update due to a large amount of tropical storms. You know, this place is only paradise 50% of the time, it seems.
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Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
Head Hunters want me to give key note speech at their annual Pygmy Hunter Ball. I think Hygiene will be the topic, because it's relevant.
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Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
Someone dropped a crate of food on my island today. I think it is for the head hunters. I took some. McDonnalds Hamburgers never go bad, man
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Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
Gathering supplies to build a shrine around this thing. I can't take any risks of losing it.
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Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
I found the source of the Internet today. It's a very ancient looking modem/router apparatus. Very strange. I wonder where it came from?
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Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
With all the news I hear over the Internet, I'm happy to be stranded on this island. I hope no one finds me.
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Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
Bear just ate an entire army of attacking fire ants! He saved our lives! Turns out he was just really craving Spicy Food.
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Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
A new guy washed up on shore yesterday. I bet I can learn a lot about survival from him. His name is Bear Grylls.
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Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
I'm setting some Pygmy traps today. They are little houses with pies filled with laxative in the windows. That aught to teach them.
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Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
I woke up today and found that I was floating on a raft out at sea. Damn Pygmies must have pulled another prank on me.
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Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
Another day, another skeleton attack. Is this the island on Clash of the Titans?
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Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
The coconuts here make good building material... that is, after they are eaten.
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Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
I made peace with my monkey neighbors. The deal is, they get some bananas from my grove, and in exchange, get their coconuts.
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Scott Robinson
Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
Chickens aren't very good company... but they always beat me as tic tac toe.
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Scott Robinson
Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
So many recipes... so few ingredients...
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Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
In my spare time, I've been developing a smart coconut. I tried a banana, but that just got me this annoying song.
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Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
Nothing passes the time on this island quite like watching funny Internet videos on my coconutputer.
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Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
Another day, another Pirate ship near miss. I wonder when they'll ever run out of cannon balls...
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Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
It will take a day or two for the current to deliver it. If only they had overnight shipping...
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Scott Robinson@SwsJrnlRobinson·
All you gotta do is put your clams in a box, go out on a boat and put the box in the ocean.
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