Syauska (🧸)

If you're circumcised don't ever look up anything about foreskin if you don't want to become incredibly depressed and start resenting your parents. Worst mistake of my life.

no one asked but i made another one #backrooms x #silenthill2 was debating between redhead still-life and mary with red hair

Yesterday I went to watch the Backrooms but I mistook 3:00 for 2:30 and sat in an empty theater with no ads for a bit and thought “man this is a really immersive Backrooms experience”

No 🍆

if i get another single celled organism fresh from the cambrian explosion as a teammate im going to lose my fucking mind please kill competitive drives

Where do you see yourself #backrooms

arte wixárika bordado, recuperado de Real de Catorce, S.L.P., México (1983)

A scrapped illustration for Charlotte Perkins Gilman’s “The Yellow Wallpaper” (1892) #backrooms

the sun

The best mosquito repellent for your patio costs $20 and runs on a wall outlet: a fan. Mosquitoes are terrible fliers with a top speed of about 1-2 miles an hour, slower than you walk, and they struggle to make headway against even a gentle breeze. Point an oscillating fan at your outdoor seating area and they'll physically struggle to get to you. It works on two levels too. A mosquito finds you by following the plume of carbon dioxide you exhale, plus the heat and scent rising off your skin. A fan scatters all of it and erases the trail that leads them in. So it knocks them out of the air and helps hide you from their senses at the same time. This isn't folk wisdom. The CDC notes that fans reduce mosquito landings, and studies have found that using a fan can substantially reduce mosquito bites. Citronella candles offer only modest protection and are generally much less effective than a fan or EPA-registered repellents. Plug in a fan, aim it at the table, and take your evening back.

Fun fact: I cum a lot quicker when jerking off if my throat is being stuffed :3

In conclusion… Fuck you, Paramount.

Lana Del Rey don’t let your husband stop you from finding your soulmate

When people say “men written by Lana Del Rey” and it’s some twink in a suit…baby this is the aesthetic…this is Off To The Races

@etnow She is like if the cashier from your Dollar General got famous which is why I like her

hunter biden, you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they'll kill you.

@JaulaDePerreo How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.