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@fifimcfae

fever dream girl📍philly.

Katılım Eylül 2009
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party mom@fifimcfae·
and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october
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@gracecamille_ a zillion baby wipes. takeout gift cards. some sick snacks for if the mom is breastfeeding.
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Grace@gracecamille_·
What is a gift for someone who is having their first baby that would be genuinely useful and appreciated SOUND OFF 👇
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Jay Rewind@Rewind294·
@fifimcfae I figured. I meant it more of like this is what life is like here.
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party mom@fifimcfae·
got cussed out by a driver because i waited for them to come to a complete stop before crossing with my kid. car brain is a disease!
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Kevin Levy@KevinMLevy·
I won’t be voting for Chris Rabb in November if he’s the nominee. He doesn’t need my vote in PA-03, the bluest seat in the country, but PA Dems will learn the wrong message if they nominate a Rabb-like candidate for Fetterman’s seat in 2028.
Chuck Ross@ChuckRossDC

NEW: Chris Rabb, the surging House candidate backed by @aoc, @RoKhanna and the @PhillyInquirer, recently called to "FREE" cop killer Mumia Abu-Jamal. In an open letter last month, Rabb called Abu-Jamal a "freedom fighter." freebeacon.com/democrats/hous…

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αsh ꕤ@thisloml·
LOOK AT MY LAWYER DAWG IM ABOUT TO BE DECLARED GUILTY AS SIN 😭🤚🏽
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party mom@fifimcfae·
today, a young man was tailing me going into the subway, trying to evade the fare & being extremely creepy and weird while doing it. i halted in place and was like, do you have a pass! it was IN HIS HAND. he just was gonna not scan it and use my swipe. i'm not paying for you!
Jerry Ratcliffe@Jerry_Ratcliffe

Same in the Philly @SEPTA_SOCIAL system. When I snapped this yesterday, the attendant was 10 feet away and, like all of them, do nothing all day.

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おかちゃん@H.S GARAGE
アメリカ人と会話してるうちに 「big booty Latina」 という新しい言葉を覚えた
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party mom@fifimcfae·
i need more moms to talk to their sons about not walking too weirdly close to people, but especially women, in order to evade the fare. your chest should not be touching my backpack! you're too close and it's creeping me out.
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party mom@fifimcfae·
@CoolandGoodGuy probably, but i've been doing p*rn discourse all week so i'm all warmed up for bad faith arguments lmao
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Unabomber but Normal 𓅊@CoolandGoodGuy·
@fifimcfae You’re going to have people in here unironically arguing that it’s their god given right to blast through crosswalks because people walk too slow
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party mom@fifimcfae·
@LeftYimby they were like, SPEEDING TOWARD THE INTERSECTION. of course i'm not letting the most important person in my life step into the crosswalk without ensuring their full stop.
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Left Yimby@LeftYimby·
@fifimcfae This just happened to me! Had an illegal fully tinted windshield too. The maniac expected me to just step into the street with my kid and I can't even see that he's looking. People who aren't antisocial creeps with full tints can just give me the lil wave and I'll start walking
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emily may@emilykmay·
think I convinced my swiftie cousin to sing a mashup of state of grace/timeless for my wedding ceremony, it's gonna be surprise song o'clock again 🎉🎉🎉
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ver.@cryeyesviolet_·
and it’s perfect this way
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