Sullie

Yeah sure, Steve from RoMos is pretty cool, but have you ever had a sandwich made by Donna?

@GabbyRocca I mean if it passed the test you gotta give it a license

i’ve said it before but i’ll say it again. i think ohio would give a drivers license to a high functioning monkey

I’m shocked we have a coin shortage like where tf did they go? 🤔

I don’t care about your zodiac sign, I wanna know what setting you use on the hose when you water the flowers

@Pebblegeddon Really? I always thought it was an albatross

@SymanskiSullie Also, it's not an albatross; Cramorant may be based on two common seabirds present in the British Isles, the cormorant and the fulmar, a bird that uses defensive vomiting to turn away predators; inspiration from the latter may also justify its primary flying type."

The English student in me is upset that Galar didn't have an albatross Pokemon, and I hate that it's something I care about.

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start

After millennials and their wives, the third biggest enemy of Boomers is their neighbors

@Pebblegeddon That’s why you get it in a bowl my guy

MJ at his last dance (Idk I didn’t watch the documentary)

Out of all the stories from WWII, by far the best is a beer drinking, cigarette smoking brown bear in a polish artillery unit that achieved the rank of corporal

@AbMcBain @SophiaSymanski Literally the whole song is great until Drake starts talking about half a Xan, cut him out it’s 10/10

I'm still mad at how bad Drake's verse is in Sicko Mode

Why are tinder girls so against guys who like to fish? Like sorry my hobbies aren’t smoking weed and watching the Office for the 7th time

@SydneyHolliday_ Really gonna post the same dude twice saying it’s different people smh...

@Lina_toml Are they closed/muted

Who wants the dodo code #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #TurnipPrice

@Lina_toml Dm me

@SymanskiSullie Can I pls have the dodo code?

Animal Crossing fans really out here charging a grand for a cat that looks like Adam Conover

@CaesarSZN Same energy as Eli Rodgers saying he wouldn’t be cut 3 weeks before he was

@SymanskiSullie Johnny Manziel once tweeted me telling me I was smoking a lot of weed for saying Antonio Brown has a better chance of returning to the NFL than he does 🤣

His career in a nutshell