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Symoné B. Beez

Symoné B. Beez

@SymoneBeez

GovMaxxing Principal Systems Engineer 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Made | Views are my own | Ex-Embedded SWE | Youtuber | 👇🏽 Ready to level up in life

Katılım Ağustos 2009
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Symoné B. Beez@SymoneBeez·
@_masterinvestor Lol I already told em that's another one people don't want to listen about. These Bitcoin Treasury companies (especially the ones late the party) can take Bitcoin sub 50k
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Ian Jakovan Dunlap
Ian Jakovan Dunlap@_masterinvestor·
One scandal revealed One Ponzi scheme will be uncovered in the next 2 years
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shutupandhustle
shutupandhustle@Tony_Hutcheson·
@SymoneBeez was just reading this! ABSOLUTELY WILD! what do you mean 2.5 billion in chips!
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Symoné B. Beez@SymoneBeez·
SMCI will be classified as a National Security risk. That's Enterprise level treason.
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Symoné B. Beez@SymoneBeez·
@e38 Fastest month ever it seemed like. Happy it felt fast for yal too. You know I'm just observing
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Amber Takahashi (d/acc)
Amber Takahashi (d/acc)@amberlytics·
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Delve, a YC-backed compliance startup that raised $32 million, has been accused of systematically faking SOC 2, ISO 27001, HIPAA, and GDPR compliance reports for hundreds of clients. According to a detailed Substack investigation by DeepDelver, a leaked Google spreadsheet containing links to hundreds of confidential draft audit reports revealed that Delve generates auditor conclusions before any auditor reviews evidence, uses the same template across 99.8% of reports, and relies on Indian certification mills operating through empty US shells instead of the "US-based CPA firms" they advertise. Here's the breakdown: > 493 out of 494 leaked SOC 2 reports allegedly contain identical boilerplate text, including the same grammatical errors and nonsensical sentences, with only a company name, logo, org chart, and signature swapped in > Auditor conclusions and test procedures are reportedly pre-written in draft reports before clients even provide their company description, which would violate AICPA independence rules requiring auditors to independently design tests and form conclusions > All 259 Type II reports claim zero security incidents, zero personnel changes, zero customer terminations, and zero cyber incidents during the observation period, with identical "unable to test" conclusions across every client > Delve's "US-based auditors" are actually Accorp and Gradient, described as Indian certification mills operating through US shell entities. 99%+ of clients reportedly went through one of these two firms over the past 6 months > The platform allegedly publishes fully populated trust pages claiming vulnerability scanning, pentesting, and data recovery simulations before any compliance work has been done > Delve pre-fabricates board meeting minutes, risk assessments, security incident simulations, and employee evidence that clients can adopt with a single click, according to the author > Most "integrations" are just containers for manual screenshots with no actual API connections. The author describes the platform as a "SOC 2 template pack with a thin SaaS wrapper" > When the leak was exposed, CEO Karun Kaushik emailed clients calling the allegations "falsified claims" from an "AI-generated email" and stated no sensitive data was accessed, while the reports themselves contained private signatures and confidential architecture diagrams > Companies relying on these reports could face criminal liability under HIPAA and fines up to 4% of global revenue under GDPR for compliance violations they believed were resolved > When clients threaten to leave, Delve reportedly pairs them with an external vCISO for manual off-platform work, which the author argues proves their own platform can't deliver real compliance > Delve's sales price dropped from $15,000 to $6,000 with ISO 27001 and a penetration test thrown in when a client mentioned considering a competitor

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Symoné B. Beez@SymoneBeez·
I just keep thinking about my widebody kit and new wrap for my Urus. August can't come fast enough.
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Pusha
Pusha@ImYoPushaDTX·
@SymoneBeez They already are Mad annoyed AMEX didn’t do anything
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Symoné B. Beez@SymoneBeez·
When do the Jay Z tickets go on sale???
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James Camp 🛠,🛠
James Camp 🛠,🛠@JamesonCamp·
Just canceled ClickFunnels, Circle, Webflow, and Notion in the same month $600+ month in SaaS. Gone Spent probably $20k+ on these tools over the years. Was loyal to all of them Manus builds a better funnel in 20 minutes than what I spent hours dragging and dropping in CF. Better design. Better copy. Actually understands the offer SaaS isn't dead. Most people will use these tools forever But there's a growing group of us in this corner of the internet quietly canceling everything and rebuilding it with AI in an afternoon Kinda wild to mass cancel tools I used to think were essential...
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Taran
Taran@taranx0911·
@SymoneBeez One day they gonna be red as blood
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Symoné B. Beez@SymoneBeez·
AI Infrastructure stocks looking dam good.
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Symoné B. Beez@SymoneBeez·
Make me wanna say bye bye. Deuces really a classic lol
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Sergius Trading
Sergius Trading@sergiustrading·
@SymoneBeez Totally, jumping ship now feels like missing a decade of growth. Better ride the wave while it lasts.
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Symoné B. Beez@SymoneBeez·
To leave at the start of a boom is stupid. 10 year generational run has started.
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Symoné B. Beez@SymoneBeez·
UK tech salaries are disrespectful
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