Syni

Yes, my Twitter icon is pregnant Astolfo. uwu

my ass must be fort knox then

@its_The_Dr @Wendys Your training program for managers to address attendance concerns is wild.

This Wendy’s manager has been charged with murder for killing this man in the parking lot.

@MbarkCherguia driven on plenty of roads like this alone in the middle of the night, easy money

2 millions dollars to drive down this road alone at 1am?

@esegbona_luis the real moral lesson is don't piss on minors like r kelly did, you're welcome

Breaking 💔 SAD NEWS 💔 🤦‍♂️ R. Kelly has revealed that for nearly a year, none of his family members — not even his daughters — have visited him in prison. He also shared that none of his friends have come to check on him during this time. According to him, these are people he once supported, including a close friend he reportedly gave $1 million to start a business… yet not a single visit in return. The singer reportedly broke down in tears, saying he’s doing his best to stay strong and keeps praying for strength as he looks forward to the day he leaves prison. 😔 Moral lesson: Sometimes life reminds you that not everyone you show up for will show up for you. 💔

@_Nsznn may as well go faster, more fun while it lasts

Look at the speedometer, As a good driver what are you doing next ??

Staff at The Onion screaming and crying rn

Some pervert flashed me his penis and it was flaccid. I was so offended! Doesn't he think I'm pretty? That thing should be erect!

@ReezaySA You wild for this because I pissin with a hard dick every morning.

You can't pee with a hard dick

Okay..

@RadioGenoa that mannequin was a racist, needed to go

Over 40 British police officers arrested a mannequin. The UK is now a safer place thanks to these heroes.

@jeff4836327701 @Aleister_J I got some of this shit at home. Pepper X good as fuck.

@Aleister_J I don't Garden but I always got this shit on my coffee table

My nıgger

@jeff4836327701 homie you not even black enough to use the letter N. 😭

@Kur_art_ai You just want me to kiss you, dork. :3

Paws~ 🐭🐾

@PopBase Dam he be lookin like bill cosby after slippin the ludes. 🤣

Tiger Woods’ DUI mugshot has been released.

@klara_sjo No trust assing, trusteppers will be shot.

Can anyone speak drunk redneck? I need a translation.

@scary_susu mfs tryna cancel anal be like

now they’re trying to cancel anal. every day there’s some kind of collective mass hysteria on this website.

@YuiLovesKisses wait until I show you how mfs with pregnant astolfo profile pics be acting..