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@SyntaxIsHim
90% of what I say is satirical
New England, America Katılım Şubat 2025
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americans' "infuriatingly high price" for gas is €1.13 per litre
sean@_sn_n
Trump: *causes $5 gas* MAGA:
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@Hona071 Exactly, they should pay them less as punishment for their carelessness.
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@SyntaxIsHim Blame it on the evil lazy workers Amazon is a faultless perfect saint.
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"Oh amazon evil what about the workers"
mfghghhh~~ logistics mgfhhh~ effi-effieaaahhh efficient mghhh~~
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀@SaycheeseDGTL
Amazon has officially launched 1-hour shipping in US. Over 100 cities!
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@cypix6 The update was mid Iberia content and I severely doubt that America content will ever be out
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Literally released a update 4 days ago + the update for america is supposed to release at the end of this year
Jocefshchina ★☭@caesarianstalin
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@SyntaxIsHim @trashfag42 France is literally in your name
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where would u rather live
imo: germany 🇩🇪
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fr tho why in gods name did the Belgians have to make their uniforms pants vacuum seal to their wearer's booty cheeks, what tactical advantage does this even produce?
Amphibious StuG@AmphiStuG
@jizrae For jigsaw, Aura farming and being caked up takes priority over concealment 🍑
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@ThePuppington @gustavuRasec @bu99s @fleshsimulator Again, you’re a third worlder with a skewed nationalist world view
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@SyntaxIsHim @gustavuRasec @bu99s @fleshsimulator you can call me whatever you want but don't change the fact that Santos Dumont is the inventor of the airplane and Wright brothers are the inventors of angry birds
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They're calling it 0.9/11
BNO News Live@BNODesk
WATCH: Small plane crashes into building in Belo Horizonte, Brazil
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@ultragoober65 @shitpost_2077 Every person I’ve ever seen use Linux was latam
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@Noahpinion @iluvvietnam7 It’s almost like Ukrainians built these
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The USSR sucked, but imagine Putin's empire building anything like this. Modern Russians are barbarians squatting in the ruins of their ancestors' achievements.
Andrew Côté@Andercot
Soviet Russia
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@ThePuppington @gustavuRasec @bu99s @fleshsimulator You are a third worlder, why would I expect your education to be anything but inadequate
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@SyntaxIsHim @gustavuRasec @bu99s @fleshsimulator nah we just like to be aligned with the facts. If you have an object that needs a catapult to fly then it's not a plane.
it's not so hard to understand even if you're american
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@ThePuppington @gustavuRasec @bu99s @fleshsimulator You come from a deeply insecure and raped people
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@db_witch These are also the type of people who will look directly at you and say artillery is trash, shut up I love my 24 widths
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HOI4 youtubers who make meta strat videos are like "OK GUYS HERE'S THE META DIVISION THAT WILL BEAT THE GAME 100% AND WIN EVERY BATTLE, JUST FILL YOUR ENTIRE FRONTLINE WITH THIS DIVISION"
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@Borbo03 @Prototype27F Otto was genuinely just trying anything dude oh my god
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You know you're cooked when your "most knowledgeable player" is making a template called "Please God Work"
Birb 🇵🇱@Borbo03
foot inf in TFR 💔
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Kinder eggs are banned because they swallow the toys 💀
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The country that can't eat babybels or kinder eggs properly is lecturing others 👇 💀
Andrew A. Michta@andrewmichta
Yep. I’m in Europe alright…😎. What EU Commission genius thought of this?
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@SyntaxIsHim @bu99s @fleshsimulator crazy thing it only needs a catapult because its on the fucking sea and doesnt have enough room to fly
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@SirBac0nFace Idk I liked those spawns, it gave me a goal to make it to the mainland while making due with what I had on me
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