Synthetic Obscurity

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@ImogenModer I'll find a way. Even if I have to manifest it

@Synth_Obscurity Pretty sure there's something in the way there...

How about now

@nekophagist_ I mean I am asking

@nekophagist_ There's a difference between fear and desire

@ImogenModer My treat is biting you

@Synth_Obscurity Adorable- But also an absolute lust for treats-

@ChicaPeskitos Exactly what I was saying! They are all so loudmouthy with their big mechs and then whine when their hydraulics are down after one salvo

@Synth_Obscurity Those are our own mechs.... but it's not your fault, it's theirs for letting their mechs get disabled so easily by friendly fire

What do you see in my eyes

@ChicaPeskitos Back in base they said I get to play with everyone whose mech i disable!

@Synth_Obscurity Wait, wait, there's a limit. Acceptable casualties are like... 80% but only if you achieve victory. Also the hounds seem to really enjoy the stabbing in the back policy, so maybe we will have to review it, since they're too busy trying to get stabbed in the back

@ChicaPeskitos Wow I am so good at this. The treats will sure be mine no matter how many of my pack I have to stab in the back

@Synth_Obscurity Well, two friendly fire casualties is actually low for this regiment, so keep up the good work and you will get a treat!!

@ChicaPeskitos Well uhh... how many is too many? Because I already shot two if ours by accident... You know how light recon is too many dots on the radar

@Synth_Obscurity Don't worry hound, you will have plenty of treats after we take that fortified position. If you minimize friendly casualties, I'll give you the treats myself :3

@ChicaPeskitos TREAT TREAT TREAT TREAT TREAT TREAT (and obedience i guess)

@Synth_Obscurity And the need of headpats

@Femboywrestling I seperate these two

@Synth_Obscurity Didn’t realise scary handler could also be a cute doggie <3

@_ar_ty_ Okay maybe if I ask nicely...?

@Synth_Obscurity I’m sure we can make them go fully blank :)

@Femboywrestling Awawawawa

@Synth_Obscurity I think that’s the coolest muzzle I’ve seen and it looks incredible on you

@_ar_ty_ Wow my eyes must be really empty

@Synth_Obscurity Stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back

@nursedrone1515 I wouldn't mind any of these at all

@Synth_Obscurity A cute hound who wants headpats, belly rubs and hugs

@LindseyisValid Cuddles sound nice rn

@Synth_Obscurity Cuddles?

@ChicaPeskitos Promise?

@Synth_Obscurity don't worry, you'll soon believe everything i tell you

Alright, you got me

@ChicaPeskitos I don't believe you~<3

@Synth_Obscurity don't worry, i'm an expert in siege warfare

@ChicaPeskitos Get to washing then if you dare! My head is like a castle that no battering ram may break

@Synth_Obscurity I am, you're going to be an excellent addition to my brigade once we finish brainwashing you