Syptixed (Jumpoff Clan)

@R_YayOFFICIAL @SkipSwags Wear them in special occasions

@Syptixed @SkipSwags I sweat constantly unless I'm outside in the winter, and even then I still sometimes sweat.

I can't re-wear the leather Gucci pants from the "Crazy Gang" streams because they require dry cleaning after each time they're worn. I tried selling them on eBay, but they got automatically flagged for being counterfeit. I asked customer service how I could prove their authenticity, and they sent a message back saying that it doesn't matter because I'm not allowed to relist them. I tried two local consignment stores, and they both told me the pants are too valuable for resale. What do?

@R_YayOFFICIAL @SkipSwags The point is that pants aren’t automatically soiled if you don’t sweat in them

@SkipSwags I never wear pants for more than two days, and I prefer to wear them for one day.

@relch13 I’m not in basement chat. I’m a casual consumer which makes me an even better judge of your twisted Jet derangement syndrome. Just shut the fuck up and enjoy the show

@Syptixed It's our fault Jet's ego has him being emo? He constantly over promises and under delivers. Jet is at fault here. Enjoy basement chat.

This actually sucks balls, I love Jet. Him coming upstairs and being on cam automatically made shit more entertaining. you guys are all such fucking hating ass loser retards #fishtanklive

@wanted4mogging All dysgenic fetishes are satisfied by the fact of their performances, not the social/energetic reality of the situation

i don't understand femdom. like even if u like the idea of being dominated by a woman how do her attempts to talk dominantly to you not just, make you chuckle? and like burst out laughing? it's so performative and obviously they couldn't actually overpower to a grown man, just sounds ridiculous when they try to talk tough would break my immersion completely

@QuellodellaP2 @wanted4mogging At least pepe is sincere

@Syptixed @wanted4mogging "Yeah. Not like our pepe wojack ironic humor. We are gonna save this country ehehe"

we can never have our countries back until the genre of conservatives that love posting this chick in replies ages out of politics

@mints_____ Mints for S6 host… Few…

im officially going to start calling it the "fishtank fandom"

@R_YayOFFICIAL Keep them as a keepsake you ungrateful buffoon

@DrKeker @diaryofanifrank What’s your point

@Syptixed @diaryofanifrank

I am the nuke!

@BlindMike_ “Black people are allowed to do whatever they want” - Chelsea Handler

Has anyone ever squeezed so much attention out of a mediocre set?

@baileyjay161521 He won the flirtation challenge bro

Bro clearly didn't watch the season, Landon's a retard, he was Nontent for 3 weeks until the final 10 minutes when he charged at Bashir's candy collection. He never tried in any challenge. Remember Hide & Seek? an A.I. generated song was the only thing ppl remember #Fishtanklive

@peakedin2009 This movie is simply and obviously amazing because of the two protagonists performances and their relationship. You’re just an insensitive retard

one of the most dogshit movies that everyone pretends is good because there’s cool shots of tokyo

@BerryBlakBerry @dgrimminck @TheGhostReport GET EM LANDON

@TheGhostReport What are you afraid of? That you might be in the wrong. Pussy out on your dying show instead of trying to make me in the wrong. Mog Complete that you aren't doing a show tonight because you know you will get trolled hard

To prove that I'm not clout chasing there will be No Ghost Show tonight. I will be back for Baller Friday! Mog complete. Cheers baby, CHEERS!!!

@DD_Genes Pills :(

Has Frank always had this Rian Johnson speech impediment? #fishtanklive

@TheGhostReport You’re such a retarded boomer holy shit

My statement regarding Landon aka BerryBlackBerry and the job opportunity that fell apart. #FishTankLive #GhostPolitics

@AlexNoir313 @Logo_Daedalus I’m openly explaining my judgement as nonverbal intuition and you’re so desperate to defend Drake that you’re insulting me . Lmao

@Syptixed @Logo_Daedalus You can't even articulate why you hate him into a coherent sentence. Read a book once in a while to improve your lexicon then maybe you'll stop being such a dumbass and use more than 50 words.

My theory of Drake hate has a lot to due to with the socialization of millennial white boys who would talk about “real music” (dadrock) against Justin Bieber in their youth, transferring that to Wayne/Drake in the YOLO era, but at the same time becoming “poptimistic” regarding rap (Kanye specifically) in the Obama era when it became gauche to not listen to rap, so then adopting the “real rap” borrowed authenticity in order to shield from accusations of “not getting the culture”— Kanye became problematic— so Kendrick Lamar was the golden child for this exact moment— one could now just say “Kendrick” & be “a real one” — & a Pulitzer Prize too! Nobody will judge you for “slumming it” when it’s “literary”— The Millennial White Boy is now a Millennial White Man & he says “Kendrick bodied Drake” & feels that he has absolved himself of all the guilt of saying “music is like candy, you throw out the rappers” in elementary school— Drake is too close to himself, Drake is a “white boy” in these terms of “ethnic authenticity” where the definition of “real rap” is west coast gangster rap that was “political” — this is what the Pitchfork review of Iceman is, “Drake is unserious party music, but Real Rap is Political and about Race & that’s Kendrick, & I am an intellectual” — they are still embarrassed about the idea of music being “fun” or “for the clubs” etc— music must be “an object of contemplation” to be “art.” Music isn’t for enjoying a car ride, in the car we listen to NPR, music is like a movie, you sit down with an album-experience, a concept album, & treat it like it’s a movie. Rap becomes an “audiobook/podcast” about the “real experience of african americans”— & you can tune in once a year & this is your penance for being “lowkey racist” against the genre in your youth. Real music is still a Pink Floyd concept album to you— it has to be narrativized as opera— it has to be HAMILTON hahahahaha

@Jason6842369881 Where is this video

Somehow Summer rides dick autistically…. #fishtanklive

@moonagedaydrm9 @Et_Ex_Machina @annakhachiyan #440: accusations of flirtation via targeted performance

@Et_Ex_Machina @annakhachiyan She’s not gonna let u hit lil bro

I’m gonna say something actually harsh and cruel for a change: if you really love your man why do you need random disappointing strangers on the internet to think you’re hot? And what does this say about your love for him and/or ability to love in general and/or understanding of what love is?