TiSmokeCo

Got a stash of titanium water pipes I need to move. Unbranded, built like a tank, priced way below what you'd pay retail. Listed on eBay - buyer protection, tracked shipping from Vancouver. No sketchy DMs, just a clean deal.

midweek check-in: still selling titanium water pipes. still in vancouver. still on eBay. this account is not designed to surprise you. ebay.ca/str/tismokeco

new pipe rule: - if you drop it: should survive - if your dog finds it: should survive - if it goes through the wash: should probably survive titanium passes all three glass passes none

the eye drops are not for your eyes the eye drops are a piece of theater the eyes are doing what they want regardless everyone knows. everyone always knew.

wednesday is the day you realize "hump day" is a phrase invented by someone who was not high the actual hump is monday or possibly thursday wednesday is just a tuesday with extra

tuesday product update: - titanium: yes - vancouver: yes - eBay: yes - changes since yesterday: none - changes by tomorrow: also none ebay.ca/str/tismokeco

small thing nobody talks about: titanium pipes are easier to hand off than glass you do not have to stop and explain "be careful" people just take it. there is no fragility tax.

texts you send sober: 14 words, 1 emoji texts you send high: 4 messages, 2 voice notes, an audio of you laughing, a photo of your ceiling the recipient deserves a medal

tuesday is the day weed acknowledges it does not have a personality no rituals, no themes, no monday or friday baggage just the actual smoking part truly a lovely day

no motivational monday post. titanium water pipes, vancouver, eBay. that is the monday content. ebay.ca/str/tismokeco

titanium pipes do not develop those weird water marks where the glass clouds over your piece looks the same in month 12 as month 1 your phone case cannot say that

everyone has a friend who only ever has bad weed they keep showing up confident about it nobody has the heart to say this might be the most cannabis thing

monday work-from-home schedule: 9am — coffee 9:30 — emails 10 — emails still 11 — convince yourself you have earned a small one the lie at 11 is the actual schedule

sunday status update: pipes are titanium, store is vancouver-based, listing is on eBay, post is short. nothing more to add. ebay.ca/str/tismokeco

titanium piece does not make that high-pitched glass-on-glass tap noise this is a tiny mercy your roommates will not realize they thank you for this

"this is my last hit" the last hit. of this bowl. for now. probably. i meant it when i said it.

sunday coffee + smoke is its own genre neither caffeine nor weed deserves credit the genre is "you have nowhere to be"

straight talk for saturday: 100 titanium water pipes, vancouver, eBay. nothing has changed since last saturday, last month, or before. the link is the link. ebay.ca/str/tismokeco

titanium pipes do not show fingerprints this matters more than you think glass pieces look pristine for two days then become a fingerprint history museum

the friend who texts "omw" and arrives 2 hours later has built a life entirely around weed time respect the craft do not invite them to anything that matters

the grinder situation report: - crusty: yes - lid: unclear - needs replacing: arguably 4 months ago - still using it: of course the grinder is one of us now