Crash

This 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 way. FINALLY.

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head. I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law. Nothing fell. The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago. This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen. If it falls, they told me, you get it free. I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal. The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor. The flip is not a trick. It is a vow. In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting. Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied. He did not lie. He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter. I tipped him everything in my pocket. He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard. I told him it was not just a Blizzard. I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy. So I bowed instead. He said, "You too, man." That answered nothing I had said. It answered everything I had felt.

i love how felicia considers herself a woman of expensive taste and yet she manages to date the brokest man she could find😭that must be real love

‘We are going to lose everything. We’ve been trying to warn you guys for so many decades. We’re not lying. We’re not exaggerating’’ When NASA scientist @ClimateHuman risked his liberty to try and wake people up to the threat of climate change

Israel's gov wants you to believe this incredibly sweet avuncular Jewish grandpa is an "antisemitic monster" b/c he refuses to sell ice creams in illegal settlements built on stolen land in violation of international law

DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TRUMP/EPSTEIN FILES. DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TRUMP/EPSTEIN FILES. DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TRUMP/EPSTEIN FILES. DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TRUMP/EPSTEIN FILES.

ICE must be stopped. ICE must be brought to justice. By any means necessary.

They really ended XV2 without having Chronoa hit this form. Aight.

I will always be happy at a EDG Loss. Most overrated team in the planet

Idk if this is crazy to think but For Thursday JonahP igl and they pick up note for smokes?!?! Note gets revenge, crazy storyline ngl.

MAJOR BREAKING: Trump's ICE has been involved in another shooting death, this time in Biddeford, Maine around Hill Street and Pool Street. Further details coming. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH ALREADY!

hear me out

Invoke the 25th Amendment, IMMEDIATELY!!!

Dragon Ball Z Kakarot is such an interesting game cuz you go into it thinking that it's just the official main story, but they actually add in so much extra cool shit that we never got in Toriyama’s material.

Couldn't have done it without you Sen, thanks ❤️

This shit went hard as fuck it even played Cha-La Head-Cha-La AND did a Burst Limit reference at the start of the fight man this game was fun when it’s fun

real ones remember when aleks le (reload mc) and zeno robinson (reload junpei) did this 😭

PlayStation and Xbox gamers setting aside our differences to save physical games