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Reflex

Vaca. Frita. Empanadas. Wow.

life is beating my ass

FACTS

anotr day, anotr dollar

I hate it here in 2025

not wearing black is kinda hard to do

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why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby

It’s just one thing after another man

i like being able to smell the laundry detergent on my clothes after washing them

Fuck your first rave, when did you first hear Smack Yo?

Smoked a joint and remembered that in 30 years ill be 60 and had a panic attack

the moon has been relentlessly urging me to quit my job through various coded messages

Dey can try to stop dis shit but they can’t till I’m n a hearse

i lied, there’s no sex. we’re gonna sit on my couch and listen to weird music

Accidentally…. How tf does someone cheat by accident?!?

sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy