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i drink one (1) glass of wine and start genuinely nodding at tweets and tiktoks i agree with

everyday i clock into the hater office at 8:00am sharp

do you mean to tell me a buccal removed this fat

me when my boyfriend forces me to play one of his video games

famous celebrities being younger than me is actually very wrong and offensive

this is how the last two weeks of a college semester feels

every year… its getting a little embarrassing

the new 1975 album is good but what the he’ll is matty healy doing

me with my grown out ‘wispy bangs’ i tried to cut myself

to dislike pickles is to deny the existence of god

just tripped on campus

obsessed with catholicism (stained glass windows and eating bread)

me in the library in front of all the no eating signs

asthma is a beautiful name for a baby girl

me looking at speed limit signs

me at work after my 2 weeks are in

but u know what we were happy

the only basic human need is vaping in the car before work

working at a restaurant is so fun bc i just be cropdusting everyone when i walk past their tables