Tech Jet

Write On Me? More like "Ride On Me" because I want to fuck the shit out of Fifth Harmo-

harley hudson sit on my face

@chaoskingmori you will never rot if im still here. lmk if you ever need to talk. we're in this til the end

@2keofcurls hop off bro

@heyguysitsmejm only occasionally! but man harley hudson sit on my face y'know

@T3chJ3t nah they got drunk tech on twitter this can't be good

god harley hudson is so fucking hot

@chaoskingmori it is fun! overall not quite as great as legends arceus but I enjoyed it a lot a real one would find a pawg for me but ig we aren't like that... :/

@chaoskingmori i just 100%'d it tonight, good game had fun also drinking so please reply with a white girl with a fat ass

@chaoskingmori memento mori ken of street fighter i am pretty gone but if you ever want to chat shit about whatever you know where to find me (and through dead dad fund + god tier investments i have money so if you ever want free shit just butter me up & i gotchu). shoutouts to ashley alban

@chaoskingmori REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

@alshipley al shipley im very drunk just remember one time you tweeted "tech is horny on main again" & it still festers in my brain because how fucking bad was I where *Al Shipley* is pointing it out

if you don't worship any politicians, people just assume you worship different politicians than they do

@xcxily2 I said more here (and about like, 8 other albums. I've listened to nothing this year) rateyourmusic.com/list/TechJet_H…

@xcxily2 Thought it was alright, bordering on good. Accepted the type of personality & style Kesha is going for just doesn't quite work for me both in general & in the era of her career that she's in. Nearly all the singles are total dogshit but some deepcuts make up for it.

Im Drunk & Cant See AMA (ill check back & answer next time im wasted)

@kensofdenial this is also extremely impressive you should be proud. like do you even know the origins of Megalovania or what it is

@kensofdenial if someone broke up with you over undertale they're probably the worst person on earth (game is a 10/10, certified Tech Classic)

@kensofdenial ok i've been off twitter for a while but I *have* to reply to this. where the fuck have you been??????? undertale in 2025??????

@chaoskingmori saw these hashtags & legit thought you were my irl friend who made crazy out of pocket statements because I haven't seen him tweet for ages & he also had a sonic avi