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Sign Ben White for £50m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £40m on Timber. Sign Calafiori for £40m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £60m on Hincapie. Sign Ramsdale for £30m. Is he too dumb? Go and drop £30m on Raya (in the last year of his contract). Sign Jesus for £45m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £65m on Havertz. Didn’t work? Go and drop £65m on Gyokeres. Did your second-choice striker get injured? No problem, here’s £70m for Eze. No trophies to show for all this money spent? No worries, let’s just blame Manchester City for spending.

When Douglas Lima took MVP’s soul

Marcus Rashford’s work rate during the game last night. 🤯 If I was a United fan I’d be absolutely fuming with this… Unacceptable. 🤬

3-2 up on 96 minutes and you lose the game? Criminal, fucking criminal.

The Brazilian tradition says that the first portion of your birthday cake goes to the person you love the most, the boy gave it to his brother, who cried with happiness

Me with a scrunched up bit of wrapping paper whilst mum holds open the bin bag

Justin Gaethje head kicks Dustin Poirier to the shadow realm Justin Gaethje mirroring the head kick Leon Edwards did on Usman. What a way to obtain the BMF belt.

Dwight Yorke in 2002:

The worst Man United team in Premier League history is only 6 points behind the best Arsenal team in decades. twitter.com/1_RelDeal/stat…

Keane said this in 2019, how some of it is so relevant now

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

Wow. Norwich City FC have created one of the most powerful adverts around mental health I think I’ve ever seen. Watch this until the end. Hits like a tonne of bricks. Talk to someone.

Yep, someone’s getting sacked…

I cba twitter.com/collinabanter/…

Weird laws you have in England, where Antony’s name is now plastered everywhere, getting coverage on TV with his accusations detailed, without charges, while Partey week in and week out for Arsenal plays while out on bail for arguably far worse, gets protection.

At any level of football this is astounding

I just saw a comment “I’d trust a XL bully around my children before Sam Smith…” And I’m not gona lie, I’ve got to agree 🤣

What a KO from Max Holloway! 😱 #UFCSingapore twitter.com/JustTheFights/…