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Suárez accidentally bit his teammate Jordi Alba thinking he was an opponent 😭😭 This bro is 40years old but has refused to change 😭😭

Bad enough to leave him out, but to cut him like a fish and then electrocute him too

Because of all the Moscow news yesterday, you might've missed this one — but we’ve been working on it for a while, so please appreciate it: we strapped missiles to drones. We now have drones with missiles. That’s right. Missile drones. 🛩️🚀 Pew pew, mfs. 😈

1860 Munich ultras slipped a fake Bayern logo saying 'FC Bauern' and 'Hurensohnen' (sons of bitches) into the title celebrations.

We asked 100 people, "How many times can a lying, grifting cvnt, change his story over a £5M bung?" You said, "Small boats." 🐢💨

If he was willing to say “Up the RA” for £87, what do you think he’d be willing to do for £5 million?

Starmer should campaign for Burnham in Makerfield. That’ll do it.

Why I have decided to back Andy Burnham for Labour leadership camdennewjournal.com/keir#.VXsVkoEg…

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We've heard your pleas...🥬 Lettuce reintroduce ourselves #KeirStarmervLettuce

@MetroMayorSteve Congrats Steve

Hopefully the haters might have a night off - but here goes in any case: let me introduce you to Harley. Tonight I became a grandad for the first time. Mother and baby are well. Nanna and Grandad are ecstatic.

I just can’t with these reform voters I swear to god thick as mince 🤦‍♂️

All over England today, hundreds of new councillors with remits that cover potholes, bins and adult social care are going to be meeting to figure out how to stop the boats.

'I didn't play, it was them!' Emmanuel Emegha's attempts to settle the Strasbourg Ultras after they were dumped out of the Conference League to Rayo Vallecano don't exactly go according to plan.

We welcome @LFC decision to no longer proceed with its previously announced three-year ticket pricing model. Thank you to everyone who helped support action during this.