All DICK - - no cheney!

Bro said... hold my glasses 👓

@DarnayTripp Campy on the il. Fermin a black hole in the line up. With no sight of improving what so ever smh

One reason the Padres have won despite Machado/Merrill/Tatis: Supporting cast was hitting Now we're seeing what happens when they aren't. Bogaerts since May 7: .175 AVG, 1 2B, 0 HR Laureano in May: .131 AVG, .489 OPS Andujar last 16 G: .227 AVG Castellanos last 7 G: .095 AVG

I say they abolish THE DH! @mlb NL only tho

@TalkingFriars Is Thus good

Is this good?

@Tatas_jr But also I’ll allow it

Can we talk about Canning being a legit SP?

@JasonLSwitzer Stammen riding his vets in the ground.. classic

Machado 9 for his last 88 without a day off Stammen as manager has to sit him

@SeanThomas39 I disagree. They said the same abt manny Soto and Xander in 23

The odds of Tatis, Merrill, and Manny all being awful are astronomical

@farace_tom @DevineGospel He wore that stupid ass meme shirt on 973 the fan

@DevineGospel Manny just seems like a very arrogant guy. Maybe the haters were correct 🤷‍♂️

Sadly don’t know if their is a human on Earth that Manny would take seriously lol

Yuki Mf demon semen Matsui Or as some say Matz

The worst offense in the league is looking for more pitching… and @AJCassavell has stated he thinks they need to add another Starting pitcher. Which I agree with. But they need some new bats as well

The Padres, despite an already-strong bullpen and more obvious needs for offense and starting pitching, are monitoring the trade market for relief help, sources tell @TheAthletic: nytimes.com/athletic/72968…

The San Diego Padres have their eyes on Aroldis Chapman and Antonio Senzatela, per @BNightengale Can you imagine Chapman and Mason Miller in back-to-back innings?

@DevineGospel No playoffs unless they shake things up fr

DSG “No One Asked For This” Postgame Show Pads lose 3-0 This offense is actually really bad #mlb #baseball

@owndodgerhaters He’s vegan ?

I’m genuinely concerned about mookie

The only thing that can save the padres is TRUMP

@sdutKevinAcee Is this the worst stretch of machados career? That’s saying something considering he had some roughy stretches with the tennis elbow

“Just didn’t come through.” Padres unable to drive in runners early, lose series opener to Phillies sandiegouniontribune.com/2026/05/25/pad…

Manny Machado has the lowest batting average in the NL among qualified hitters.

@ontheroadAH Tony Gwynn would say other wise. Shoot I’d take Mark McGwire over Souza

@TALKINFRIARS Best coaches in the game weren’t great players. This is on the guys. You get paid well have to hit to win games.

Manny and Merrill why?

@Radish1555 @Paul_CasellaMLB Tf you talking bout we got ring worm up in this hoe

@TALKINFRIARS @Paul_CasellaMLB No rings + we own you

How bad did Nick Castellanos want to beat out that bases-loaded groundout to end the 1st inning? His speed topped out at 28.6 ft/sec -- his fastest sprint speed on any play this season.

@MartyCaswell @FriarTerritory Smh does Souza have options? Can he be the first coach ever demoted to triple A

"We're not as good as we expected right now... they know it, we know it, the whole word knows it." Padres manager Craig Stammen on how he assesses the offense at this point. @FriarTerritory