Taylor Murray

“Ain’t you to old to be trick or treating” Me:

@sheamesik Don’t hold your breath…

fingers crossed my mcdonalds iced coffee will fix me

All it takes is a “bet ya wont” and there I go.

lil life update cause "it's not real unless it's on twitter"

"Is this simpy?" "...no"

I <3 hays, ks

may all your delulu come trululu

me at the starbucks drive thru after hitting every curb in sight

Taylor and I's waitress told us that our laughs were infectious and made her happy so that was an unnecessary ego boost before I go out tonight. Watch out folks. I'm delusional and off the leash.

A love language.

“i got you a dr. pepper” is a love language

Dating a drug dealer in ur early adulthood is absolute necessary character development

People always tell you that you’ll meet your lifelong friends in college. What they don’t tell you is how hard it is saying goodbye to those lifelong friends..

@sheamesik Wrong. Try again.

I obviously can't handle healthy relationships so I will only be welcoming toxic ones into my life, once again

I hope my friends are prepared for me to start sobbing during @FlatlandCavalry on Thursday. Ya girl has been going through it and I just know a mid-show breakdown is inevitable.

I shared my Dexcom readings with Taylor so basically we're bound for life and will never not be friends. I hope she enjoys the rest of her existence bc she's stuck with me

Wait, where’d the last four years go??

Hmm