I LOVE TATTS & SEX:)

So you getting the iphone 5 but you can't afford your blackberry bill? Bitch please

They should name hurricanes with black people names. I'd be terrified of hurricane Shanaynay!

#HighSchoolMadeMeRealize That i wasted a lot of time on people who didn't care about me

Taken is the adult version of finding nemo.

Open books. NOT legs. Blow minds. NOT guys.

#YouGetMajorPointsIf I can trust you.

Bitches be dark as 11:59, talking 'bout they mixed. Mixed with what? Dirt and oil?

Teachers act fake af when the principal comes in the classroom.

"You need anger management classes" "You need SHUT THE FUCK UP classes BITCH, FUCK OUTTA MY FACE!"

Toy Story 4? Oh hell nah, i thought that nigguh gave his toys away.

Your as slutty as a bowling ball, you get picked up, fingered, thrown down an alley and still come back for more. HOE !

#WhyDoYouThinkItsOkayTo Go on a diet.. If your SKINNY AS FUCK you aint got NO business tryna go on a Diet. Fuck you tryna lose? Your life?

Girls on Periods: I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. Youre cute. Fuck off. Fuck that. Fuck this.

#SignsSheRatchet She still uses text signatures.

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

Bitch so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye

Reasons why I stop replying: 1. I'm busy 2. you're boring 3. I'm mad 4. you replied with one word 5. You ratchet 6. I'm eating

Paranormal Activity 1-4... all white people. Black people would've left the house as soon as a fork fell.

I automatically say "Shit" when something wrong happens.

EX's should stay EX's. They're the EXample of false love and an EXplanation for why you deserve better.