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@SibilantSays … is this supposed to be comparing a dudes penis to a much bigger strap on…

Dragon girl boasting about how powerful her flames are! How superior she is as a life form~ Showing her a plasma cutting torch and she gets all embarrassed and blushy and she keeps rubbing her thighs together and looking up at you and- You think dragons have a thing about flames~

@SibilantSays Clicked this cuz I thought it said beer

Hmm... bears much consideration...

@JadeCatboy Ohhhhhhhh gotcha. That would make sense

@TCheeeeeese Telepathy instead of Telepath I think

Telepath reading the mind of an absolute pervert out in public and getting so overwhelmed by lewd thoughts she falls to her knees and starts touching herself right there in public! The pervert of course can't help but get involved too, next thing you know there's quite a mess~

@SibilantSays YEASSSSSSSS

Th-This author can't believe it was that fast... uuuuuu... o-ok... here... awahh (⁄ ⁄•⁄ꇴ⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

@SibilantSays We’re waiting.

AHABABSBSBSHS WHAT FHE FUCK

@XenoQueen420 @SibilantSays Honestly thought my notifications were bugged and it was showing up multiple times

@SibilantSays Well that was fast

J-Ultra Manual Coffee Grinder has been funded!!!! Oh my goodness gracious!! Thank you all so very very much!!!!!!!! throne.com/sybylynt

@SibilantSays Tick tock, author.

You know, readers... there were some upskirt photos taken too.. if... well look it's really really embarrassing so this author wants to paywall it!! That's not too much, is it...? If you get something off throne you can see! Aaand if the coffee grinder is funded, it'll be posted!

@GustavoNDias @ChristinaTasty I feel like trans would be more gender identity (does that mean Zarya is trans fem?)

@ChristinaTasty So, level 1 on the sexual powerscale chart is straight, I would assume level 2 is bi, level 3 is gay / lesbian (maybe) and level 4 is trans (i guess).... so what the level 5 means ??

Fun fact: Zarya is one of the only characters to have been canonically confirmed as straight by accident (Torbjorn and Lucio too) Blizzard once made a diversity chart to measure how diverse their characters are, and put Zarya down in as an example listing her as straight.

@SibilantSays Author every morning after drinking

Aaand good morning! Once again no hangover! My actions have no consequences I'm literally invincible!!!!

@SibilantRambles Mmmm alcyhole (now I want a jack and coke)

And done!! Nooowwww adding a gin and pineapple juice to the mix!

@SibilantRambles Damn so that mead must’ve REALLY smelt like butterscotch

Also fucked up fact, this author barely has a sense of smell! Like as a default! It was useful when the dog got sprayed by a skunk (may she rest in peace, best dog a kid could have), but it is a bit sad! Means I have to work twice has hard to huff sweaty armpits, sigh!!

@SibilantRambles True. TOMORROW THEN. We can discuss the parameters of the bet later

@TCheeeeeese ....already made too many off topic posts on my main today

...this chair may be getting a touch old

@SibilantRambles Wanna bet? Make a post on the main account about how much you’d love it. You already posted about findom shit earlier

@TCheeeeeese Doubtful~

@SibilantRambles Does it matter? Put one on your throne and someone’s gonna buy it within the hour

@TCheeeeeese Quality office chairs are expensive though, and a cheap one would have worse ergonomics

@DJ_the_Fox_ @SibilantRambles I KNEW IT

@SibilantRambles ILL BUY IT

@SibilantSays THANK YOU finally someone understands

There's like- a certain level of pathetic that a person can be that makes you wanna grind them into the ground with your heel, you know? It's like cuteness aggression

@SibilantRambles @JadeCatboy

@JadeCatboy I sort of do, but I think this is a one beer night

Yall know what this authors up to

@SibilantRambles Why do I feel like I’m about to get a notification from the author account about femboys

Fuuuuuuck