Dr. Thomas D. Smith

@US_Aboriginal It doesn't matter what they know. It's what they can prove. That means evidence has to be collected and processed. You can't go to court without evidence.

These cops are not trying to "figure out what's going on" they know what happened. #abc2020

As a physician, I must report a rise in acute election-year psychosis. Symptoms include: confusing vibes with evidence confusing loyalty with intelligence confusing trending topics with public consensus Treatment remains the same: less performance, more thought. #USIranWar #news

@maga_alina47 God bless the USA

Raise your hand if you STAND with the U.S. Army !✋

Today’s opinion page diagnosis: when every news event becomes a grand unified theory of dictatorship, the patient is no longer writing—they are spiraling. #TDSClinic #Satire theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Textbook T.D.S. flare-up. #Media #Politics

T.D.S. is treatable, but only if caught early—before the patient starts calling every disagreement “literally fascism” and every rumor “confirmed.” #USPolitics #CurrentAffairs

After years of research, I am proud to announce the opening of the Thomas D. Smith Institute for the Treatment of T.D.S. and Acute Cable News Poisoning. If you believe Trump is responsible for every bad thing on earth, please report to the front desk. New patients accepted daily.