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When you at JFK customs and their like: "Did you bring any perishables from India?
Me: *Shows them box*
Officer: "Oh that's European, you're good."
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Teri Maa Ki Jack 🇺🇸🇮🇳
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U can roll wit me but U'd have to find me 1st! @Jack ki behan ki aank! Dont make me smack u with an Aaye Haye! Accountant by profession, ULLU KI PARI by choice!
New York Born Confused Delhite Katılım Ekim 2009
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@airtelnews Why is @airtelindia / @Airtel_Presence not responding to customer DMs? How am I being charged for a late fee when you sent a bill that is due on the 20th on May 11 which is still valid. Airtel sends the bill with a late fee? This is robbery. I already paid airtel 18000 rupees.
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Airtel launches ‘Priority Postpaid’, a first-of-its-kind service in India powered by advanced 5G slicing technology, delivering a superior and more dependable network experience for postpaid customers. #AirtelPriority
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The best scene in Dhurandhar..
"As-Salaam-Alaikum Lyari!"
It's not just about the greeting, it's about the power that Akshaye Khanna puts into these words! ✊🏻
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I have a love-hate relationship with Delhi. I always tell myself I am not coming back here and I always end up coming back.
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Queens, NY 🇺🇸 English
@TheTweetOfGod Well technically it is God spelled backwards. 🤷🏻♀️
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@desimojito Humko humise chura lo, Dil mein kahin tum chupa lo. Hum akele, kho na jaayen, Door tumse, ho na jaayen, Paas aao gale se laga lo Humko humise chura lo, Dil mein kahin tum chupa lo.
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Meanwhile, the IPL drama happening on my screen right now is epic! The Keeper vs Varun Chakaravarthy! 🏏😬
#KKRvsMI #मेलोडी
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AudeJules Louis Audemars and Edward Auguste Piguet must be rolling in their graves after seeing that people are fighting at malls for their most hideous creation with Swatch! 🤦♀️
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@kiran_stories Kyaaaaaa? I didn't know you wore lingerie! 😂 👙
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Yay! Successfully cancelled the Savage x Fenty membership and also getting refund for the amount they sneakily charged! 🎉
Thank you, Rihanna!
📖 Creative Kiran ✍️@kiran_stories
Today, I got unexpectedly billed $69.99 only to realize that #SavageXFenty tricked me into the expensive subscription disguised as a “discount” on a first fancy lingerie purchase. Of course I’m disputing it. Surprised that #Rihanna — already a millionaire — allows customers to be trapped with these tactics. Consumers deserve transparency, not subscription tricks.
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Agar aap sarra din apne gas cylinder ki hifazat kar ke ye samaj te ho ke aap ne lagatar "Chulla Chowki" ki hai...
tho my baap....Aap Chutiye Hain! 🤡
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Om Shanti to the US and Indian Fuel Price because Donald Hump decided to stick his missile STRAIGHT UP HER MOOSE! 🤦♀️
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Indian Fuel Price so high I'm getting Qatar business class flights cheaper than Air India economy class! 😱
Melville, NY 🇺🇸 English
Agar Rupa ki banyan pehnoge...tho Rupa kya pehnegi?
Tera Sir, chal hut chutiye!
Melville, NY 🇺🇸 Indonesia
Bro, I so miss the "Agar_____toh aap chutiyan hai!" trend. Can we start it again? 😃
Melville, NY 🇺🇸 English
Agar aap kisi insaan se shaadi karte ho is umeed mein ke aap ko Green Card milega....toh aap sirf chutiyan nahi per lucchey, laffange, or makkaar bhi ho!
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Hey Indian people. What is your alternative to Tik-Tok. Really curious to know.
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Show me a better sunset picture than this.
Manan Natani@MananNatani1
Show me a better sunset picture than this.
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