𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐘 (𝐀𝐒𝐒)𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐒

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ (She had no idea Karen could actually cool, she assumed she and Plankton just ate chum for a living.) ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ (Well that’s what she’s planning on doing. Hmph. What happened whilst she was gone anyway.) ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ What?? It’s true >:( ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ (Sorry she’s been away for so long, she was busy hibernating.) ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐍 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐌 𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎-𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝘾𝘾𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐑 ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ I-I’m only rubbing it to ease the pain now shut your mouth and let me help… (The squirrel snapped back at him as she kept rubbing on the starfish’s shaft, a slight blush growing on her face) ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ Cheeks. That’s the tweet. ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ (The squirrel loosened her grip on his his shaft, she then began to slightly rub it softly) ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ (The squirrel then out of reflex, grabbed on to the starfish’s pink pulsating shaft as she held it in place) Quit it!! ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ (The squirrel watched as he swayed his dick left and right in a hypnotic trance, going left and right left and right left and right—) It ain’t deadly you dunce!! ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ (The squirrel couldn’t help but stare at the starfish’s fat throbbing pink cock. Slightly licking her lips as she continued to stare) T-that ain’t a sword Patrick, that’s your dick!! ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ (Make sure to always exercise and eat healthy✨) ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ (Don’t mind the Squirrel, she’s just doing her laundry) ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ “If I harm any of the customers here Mr Krabs will just fire me!!!” ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ “Well I don’t, it barely even covers anything. All it does is give people a reason to keep groping me darn it!!” ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ (She can’t help herself whenever she sees a Krabby Patty) ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ (After complaining about her uniform and how her skirts too short, Mr.Krabs finally decided to get her a new uniform… …this was certainly not what she had in mind.) ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ (Some of the people in Bikini Bottom really do hav emo sense of shame at all.) ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ (Grabs the readers cock no miss) ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ “It sure doesn’t feel like sunscreen!!” (Did the huntress honestly believe she couldn’t tell the difference between sunscreen and jizz??) ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ