Karl Karlson

Cute month of winter we had down these parts. Porch brews ahoy. Follow the best porch drinking playlist on Spotify open.spotify.com/user/karltfm

Our recap of last night’s #Westworld season finale just dropped, and it’s probably the most comprehensive and fun podcast we’ve ever done. Listen now and have all your questions answered: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/fre…

People who pick up cooking tongs n don't immediately click-clack em can kiss my butt

Rebrand in progress... Go find me in full on good at Twitter/media form. Karl out. twitter.com/DJCrimeDawg/st…

Baby I'm a firework twitter.com/BLMInvestment/…

One listener's expert opinion. As Al Czervek said to the Bushwood Country Club, "Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid." Amen. twitter.com/wahedrick94/st…

Like the mighty Phoenix risen from the ashes, it is time for you to follow the finest playlist for porch brew purposes in internet history. Peep below for a link to the only Spotify for sun and suds you'll ever need. twitter.com/TFM_Karl/statu…

@wahedrick94 I wish I could quote this for clout but alas, them's the breaks. Thanks pal. Might be a comeback soon.

One day my ever loving father is going to start a fire that consumes all oxygen in the known universe and, with the last gasp of air on Earth, comment "that's a hot fire"

just saw a cool teen driving with his arm hanging out the window so i immediately rolled my window down and did the same

When ur value as a brand is tanking so you try taking advantage of popular memes

I forgot how to write...

These are the rules people. twitter.com/wahedrick94/st…

@ArrowZeppelin @westifer33 Watch me YU crank that Soulja Boy now super soak that heaux

@ArrowZeppelin @westifer33 Same.

Seeding can be a real pain huh Virginia

@westifer33 Aw man I had Virginia in the championship! Guess that's why they call it March Madness ha ha ha

@SharkWeekTFM How are things in the Eastern Pacific?

@SharkWeekTFM youtu.be/qM0zINtulhM

Gonna start writing dick jokes again just to shut my loving friends and family up.

Just trying to get in a kind of shape where when I play shirts vs skins people stop air-motorboating my mannaries.