Why is that douchebag breaker on an eBay live commercial?
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Francis in Glendale
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Francis in Glendale
@TFPWillEat
As seen on Inside the NBA. Guardians, Dodgers, Patriots, Clippers, LA Kings, Sports cards, Police Pursuits, Food and nonsense. Hot Takes are my own. Don’t @ me.
Southern California Katılım Temmuz 2009
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“Justin Wrobleski if you need him.” -Jim Rome @ the Taco Tuesday salsa bar rn
#MLB #allstargame
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Bryce Harper is mic’d up during this at-bat just to give that FanDuel degenerate gambler another shoutout.
#MLB #AllStarGame
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“They stopped the game for this?” -FIFA’s Hydration Break Guy rn
#MLB #AllStarGame
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I like how when they advertise World Cup games start at noon, they do all the grabassing prior to and kickoff right at noon.
MLB says the game starts at 5 and @ 5:06 Brandon Marsh is signing his name with a fucking quill on a lineup card.
#Analysis #MLB #AllStarGame
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Infantino looks like an old turtle out of his shell
#FIFAWorldCup
Out of Context Football Manager@nocontextfm1
Gianni Infantino comes on camera and smiles. The whole stadium boos. Beautiful.
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@FedExHelp Package was just delivered. On the actual delivery date and within the estimated window! It’s a Christmas Miracle! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Hello, this is Michelle. I am sorry for the delayed response and inconvenience caused by this situation. I will do my best to help. Please DM me your name, delivery address, phone number, email address and tracking number so that I can obtain additional information to help you. x.com/messages/compo…
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FedEx Ground be like “your package is out for delivery, your driver _____ is on his way” then drop that shit off like 3 days later.
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@rights_of_bill @Ryan_LaJolla my favorite is still “unable to deliver, residence or business was closed” and the gate is fucking wide open
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@TFPWillEat @Ryan_LaJolla Our FedEx treats a request for a vacation hold as a suggestion, then proceeds to email us daily to know why no one was there to sign for it.
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@Ryan_LaJolla That one I’m familiar with. Smaller packages get delivered by UPS to the USPS then eventually to the recipient based on the service method the shipper uses.
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@TFPWillEat My recent UPS package said out for delivery and then delivered, except it never showed up.
It was delivered to the local post office then USPS dropped it at my house 2 days later. I’ll never understand that.
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The man, not the myth @Kurkjian_ESPN will be joining us on the show this week!
Tweet us your best “looks like” submissions for us to read to Tim on air!
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I went to an improv show in LA and Ziggler was a surprise guest. After the show, we were both waiting for our cars & we were just shooting the shit & a former friend just started talking to him about rooting for him against the Authority. He shook my hand & moved a few feet away.
lei@rheaIism
what is your most embarrassing moment in front of a wwe wrestler? i'll go first i cried in front of stephanie vaquer but i didn't mean to and it was so bad they pulled me to the side so i could stop before my picture
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I was able to name 40 players before checking the list of who I forgot.
20 I should’ve known, mad at myself for missing.
10 I didn’t know or older players.
Brandon Ingram technically doesn’t count yet since the Kawhi trade isn’t finalized.
#Lakers #Clippers
LA Clippers Muse@LAClippersMuse
Rui Hachimura becomes the 71st player to play for both the Los Angeles Lakers & Clippers
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All those additional teams just to rig it for Argentina again.
#FIFAWorldCup
The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Gianni Infantino is set to push for a 64-team World Cup in 2030. — @Romain_Molina
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Maybe it’s time for David Letterman to stop doing Stupid Pet Tricks
Molly Ploofkins@Mollyploofkins
A tourist was seriously injured Friday evening after being thrown 8 feet into the air by a bull bison in Yellowstone National Park. Professional photographer Mike Macleod filmed the incident and said the bison was "angry, agitated and charging anything and everything." (No audio)
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