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@TFennerz

I like trains

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Ever seen a Greggs lorry do a donut?
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Taking the better half for a big sunshine walk today but the temptation to take her to Stevenage at home is almost too strong
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Flight to Belfast. Just seen a dwarf couple sit in the extra legroom.
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Nothing says love more than having a surprise poo and your partner offering to put the extractor fan on.
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More yanks in the kebab shop. Is nothing sacred anymore?
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Mate’s in the pub ordered me a Guinness top last night. It’s sacrilege but hear me out…
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Just seen a goth in TK Maxx. A crossover I never thought I’d see.
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A chicken bone just fell from the sky in front of me. I don’t know what that means as an omen.
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I used to think that AI was just a Geordie thinking they hadn’t heard a bit of a conversation, before realising they’d understood it, before expressing their agreement
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Why is the sea so salty? Like what’s it so upset about?
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9:20. Queue outside Vision Express. It opens at 10, you’d think they’d make the font size of the opening times a lot bigger.
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Just seen a proper homeless man. You know, an old boy with a massive bushy beard shuffling through bins. You don’t get those anymore.
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Can’t call them ladybirds anymore. Now they’re themthems.
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I’m watching an American navigate a kebab shop and I think it might trigger an aneurism
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Liverpool Street. There’s a sign at the barriers saying that this exit isn’t step-free. It’s at the top of an escalator.
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Triple flush on the downstairs karzi. It’s a smaller flush than upstairs but my word.
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Mum’s having a moan about a woman in the choir who never drives for the car share. Says she rarely can cos her husband is disabled and that’s when he goes swimming. His name’s Bob.
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