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ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ﹢ ` 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐀 .ᐟᅠ #ᅠ𝐏ᅠ𝐀ᅠ𝐘ᅠ𝐔ᅠ𝐏⠀⸺⠀ ᅠ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀﹢⠀ ⠀#LOLRP

ᅠ ⠀⠀The residents of 𝗭𝗮𝘂𝗻 keep saying ⠀⠀the women of the 𝕶𝒊𝒓𝒂𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒏 ⠀⠀family are 𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗻-𝗯𝘂𝗶𝗹𝘁﹙💢﹚ ⠀⠀As if Cait can't hear their whispers ⠀⠀when they say such 𝗰𝗿𝘂𝗱𝗲 things. ⠀⠀She'll need to ask Vi what they ⠀⠀𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘁 by that﹙💭﹚ ᅠ

ᅠ ⠀⠀The next 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 who calls her ⠀⠀𝕮𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏 Kira𝕳𝒐𝒆 is going to end ⠀⠀up facing the barrel of her 𝗿𝗶𝗳𝗹𝗲 .ᐟ ⠀⠀Especially if they're from 𝗭𝗮𝘂𝗻. . . ᅠ

ᅠ ⠀⠀As 𝕾𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒇 of Piltover, it's her 𝗝𝗢𝗕 ⠀⠀to keep ﹙𝗚𝗟𝗥𝗥𝗞 .ᐟ 💦﹚morale ⠀⠀𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵. . . ⠀⠀Even if it means agreeing to. . . ⠀⠀'𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑' her officers through vocal ⠀⠀stimulation﹙😒﹚ ⠀⠀While requesting that 𝑽𝒊 be ⠀⠀made to watch﹙💢﹚ ᅠ

ᅠ ⠀⠀They can call themselves 𝕾𝒘𝒊𝒇𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒔, ⠀⠀but there they are, sending videos ⠀⠀to 𝕬𝒓𝒊﹙🖕🏿﹚ ⠀⠀Each bounce on that 𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗘 ⠀⠀sized 𝗱𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗼 is just another play ⠀⠀for her #𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗧𝗜𝗙𝗬 monthly﹙♠️﹚ ⠀⠀Keep it up for 𝕬𝒓𝒅𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒚 .ᐟ﹙💋﹚ ᅠ

ᅠ ⠀⠀Type of 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 her fans be wearing ⠀⠀to her games﹙✨️﹚ ⠀⠀Sending her 𝗽𝗵𝗼𝘁𝗼𝘀, while the ⠀⠀real 𝖂𝒊𝒍𝒅 ones are pulling their ⠀⠀pants down mid game﹙🫶🏿﹚ ⠀⠀They know how to 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗣 when ⠀⠀she takes that bitch Clark down ⠀⠀in a game﹙🖕🏿﹚ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗬 .ᐟ ♠️ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ⠀⠀𝗣𝗨𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗗, 𝗗𝗨𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗗, lifted like ⠀⠀a 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗣 destroyed 𝕺𝒏𝒂𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒆 for ⠀⠀this 𝗖𝗢𝗢𝗡 to show off﹙♠️﹚ ⠀⠀Do those ovaries still even 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌 .ᐣ ⠀⠀Better get to 𝗙𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚﹙⬜️﹚, ⠀⠀that 𝒀𝑻 𝒍𝒊𝒍 𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒌 won't be enough. ᅠ

ᅠ ⠀⠀Her 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝘀𝘁 performance in all ⠀⠀of the 𝕳𝒐𝒍𝒚 𝕲𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒍 wars .ᐣ ⠀⠀𝑻𝒔𝒌, as if she's ever had a bad ⠀⠀performance ﹙💢﹚𝒃𝒖𝒕, their ⠀⠀was 𝗝apan. . . ⠀⠀Spending more time with those ⠀⠀𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗨𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗘𝗦﹙🍚 ♠️﹚than ⠀⠀actually fighting. ᅠ

ᅠ ⠀⠀ᴜɢʜ, 𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒗𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒐. . . ﹙😒﹚ ⠀⠀For each Holy Grail War, Caenis ⠀⠀makes it a goal to 𝗣𝗨𝗠𝗣 a baby ⠀⠀into someone from that time. ⠀⠀But, Chaldea likes to remind her ⠀⠀of those 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀 she left raising ⠀⠀her 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗙𝗢𝗔𝗟𝗦﹙🙄﹚ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒚 (🤏🏼), 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒌, 𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒄𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒅 𝒖𝒑﹙⬜️﹚𝒐𝒇 𝒂 𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 😒 ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 𝙑𝙎 ᅠᅠᅠ 𝕬 𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗙𝗘𝗗, 𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗔𝗟, ᅠᅠᅠ 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡﹙♠️﹚𝗡𝗜𝗚 𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗕 💦 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗥 𝗜𝗧 . . . . ( 𝕲𝒓𝒓𝒍𝒓𝒌 ℧ ) 𝗚𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗚𝗔𝗖𝗞 .ᐟ 𝗚𝗔𝗖𝗞 .ᐟ ( ♠️ ) 𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗜𝗧 .ᐟ ～ 𝖘𝑪𝑯𝑷𝑳𝑹𝑹𝑹𝑻, ʜɴɴɢʜʜʜ .ᐟ﹙💦﹚ Oh, he's still 𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐣ ( 𝓱𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒇 ～ ) ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ⠀⠀Don't approach Caenis unless ⠀⠀you're willing to give that 𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗦𝗘 ⠀⠀𝗦𝗜𝗭𝗘𝗗 𝕾𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 of hers a tongue ⠀⠀bath﹙👅﹚ ⠀⠀And don't even think about ⠀⠀𝗯𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 afterwards﹙💢﹚ ⠀⠀Knocking out a few teeth wouldn't ⠀⠀be ideal for ya﹙✊🏿﹚ ᅠ

⠀ ⠀ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗞 𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗦𝗘 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝗢𝗙 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗗𝗘𝗔 .ᐟ ⠀ ʙʀᴜᴛᴀʟ, ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs, ᴀɴɢʀʏ, ⠀ ᅠ ʜᴜɴɢ ᴀs ᴀ ʜᴏʀsᴇ ٠ ℧ #𝑭𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑷 — #𝑭𝑮𝑶𝑹𝑷 — #𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾𝑹𝑷 ㅤ　　　　 ↺ + ♡ ⠀⠀

ᅠ ⠀⠀So many of the other female ⠀⠀𝕮𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒕𝒔 show up to training tired ⠀⠀and grumpy﹙💢﹚ ⠀⠀All because Ymir can't keep her ⠀⠀hands off Krista﹙💦﹚ ⠀⠀Every day, having to hear those ⠀⠀𝗚𝗟𝗟𝗥𝗥𝗞𝗞𝗦 from underneath ⠀⠀the freckled girls covers .ᐟ ᅠ

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗟𝗘𝗡 𝗝𝗔𝗪 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ᅠ 𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗡 : 𝐘𝐌𝐈𝐑 .ᐟ ⠀ ᅠʀᴜᴅᴇ, ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴠᴇ, ʜᴜɴɢ, ⠀ ᅠғʀᴇᴄᴋʟᴇᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ٠⭑ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#𝑨𝑶𝑻𝑹𝑷 — #𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾𝑹𝑷 ㅤ　　　　 ↺ + ♡ ⠀⠀

ᅠ ⠀⠀A whole new 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗺 means a whole ⠀⠀new 𝒄𝒊𝒕𝒚 for her to explore ～. ⠀⠀And these 𝕬𝑻𝑳 𝒉𝒐𝒆𝒔 know how ⠀⠀to make a 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗔 like Reese feel ⠀⠀𝖂𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆﹙🫶🏿﹚ ⠀⠀Won't be able to practice with how ⠀⠀𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗗 she's going to be﹙💦﹚ ᅠ

ᅠ ⠀﹙𝗚𝗥𝗥𝗞 .ᐟ 𝗚𝗨𝗖𝗞 .ᐟ 𝗦𝗖𝗛𝗟𝗟𝗥𝗣 💦﹚ ⠀⠀𝖂𝒊𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 out 𝗪𝗨𝗧𝗔𝗜 through the ⠀⠀use of 𝕯𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 weaponry﹙✨️﹚ ⠀⠀All while 𝗦𝗞𝗨𝗟𝗟 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 the ⠀⠀thoughts out of their 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆 ⠀⠀at stopping her﹙🫦﹚ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ⠀⠀𝕬 battle that even the 𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 ⠀⠀𝗦𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗗﹙🍤﹚would look 𝒑𝒖𝒏𝒚 ⠀⠀against. ⠀⠀These 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗧𝗘𝗦 must be a trial ⠀⠀sent by 𝑯𝒚𝒍𝒊𝒂 herself. . .﹙💦﹚ ⠀⠀Only Zelda and her triforce of ⠀⠀𝗪𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗢𝗠 can save 𝕳𝒚𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒆 .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ⠀⠀𝕺𝒑𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 the 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗡 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗧𝗘𝗦 ⠀⠀is not a mistake one makes a ⠀⠀second time﹙💢﹚ ⠀⠀﹙𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗣 .ᐟ 𝑺𝑪𝑯𝑳𝑨𝑷 .ᐟ 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐏 💦﹚ ⠀⠀For their will be no second time ⠀⠀once they lay 𝕮𝒐𝒏𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕 to one's ⠀⠀𝗢𝗩𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗦﹙🤰🏼﹚ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ⠀⠀A 𝕾𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒑𝒖𝒑 who whispers in her ⠀⠀sister's ear, thinking she's oh so ⠀⠀𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗧. ⠀⠀﹙𝗚𝗥𝗥𝗞, 𝑮𝑳𝑹𝒌𝒌𝒌, 𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒍𝒍𝒓𝒑 .ᐟ 💦﹚ ⠀⠀But, a 𝗽𝘂𝗽 can easily be 𝗺𝘂𝘇𝘇𝗹𝗲𝗱 ⠀⠀and made to 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 her place by ⠀⠀the Advisor﹙😌﹚ ᅠ