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Nothing but respect for MY bachelor #TheBachelor

Fellow #LoveIslandUSA fans, who are you guys voting for as most compatible and why is it Trinity and Bryce?

Idk I just don’t want to look at Jen’s goofy mole anymore #LoveIsland

Is it just me or does Bryce look like FoodGod #LoveIslandUSA

What’s the best way to let #Bravo know that Ashley is not interesting enough to recast next season @Andy #RHoRI

I need sometime to anecdotally tell me if #Pitbull is as freaky nasty as he claims #Mr305 #MrWorldwide

Thanks for clearing that up @GuyFieri

wow guys not cool such an invasion of our privacy

@LewisCapaldi I fear we’ve lost our media literacy skills and the ability to read a joke

If you were ever mean to me, just know I told my mom and she hates you. But she will ask me about you every time I see her. 👹

So Family Guy really wasn’t exaggerating those accents. Idk if I can handle a whole season of this #RHoRI

Idk but I feel like this is somehow Marciano’s fault #momtok #SLOMW #thebachelorette

@BabaDClint Oh hi Laura Leigh

Omg!!! She was so stupid.🤦🏽‍♂️😤

I don’t understand women who cheat. I found one man I can kind of tolerate, I’m not adding another into the mix

Me: I got drunk and agreed to a #HeatedRivalry rave Literally all of my friends: what does that mean I DONT KNOW I GUESS WE WILL SEE

I need @instagram to stop “suggesting” accounts. I will literally block all of them

@FrenziedChloe Hell yeah

Blocked everyone that hasn’t been cast in the new Alien film I’m making. If you’re reading this, we start shooting tomorrow morning. See you on set.

Not me sobbing with Vic meeting Christine’s grandmother. I haven’t loved a couple this much since Lauren and Cam #LoveIsBlindS10

“I don’t think I want kids.” “Wow you’d make a great mother,” The men on this show are crazy #LoveIsBlind

On ep 2 of #LoveIsBlindS10 and I need someone to spoil if Vic and Christina are still cute because I can’t stop smiling watching them

I don’t mean this in the bitchy way it will read but does anyone actually watch the new #pumprules and can tell me if it’s worth how unattractive everyone is