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🚨Exclusive: Nottingham Forrest will part ways with Nuno Espirto Santo during the international break. It's been decided. 🌳#nffc

@UnitedStandMUFC Name checks almost every midfielder in the PL then reposts it as if he was right. Throw enough darts I suppose

🗣️ @JacobsBen on midfield targets: "Tonali possible but expensive, Elliot Anderson ahead of him, Adam Wharton very similar to Kobbie Mainoo." "When they get that first midfielder, it will inform what direction they go with as far as the second one is concerned. A player like Mateus Fernandes at West Ham is definitely being discussed." "In the past, they've looked at Ruben Neves, but that was something more short-term and opportunism so he's not on the list." "Joao Gomes was obviously discussed in January as well." [@UnitedStandMUFC] #mufc

@alex_crook Well there was only two spaces in the midfield under Amorim and no way he was playing over Casemiro or Bruno

That was more stressful than it should have been but job done in the end and Champions League football secured. Hard to make a case for not giving Michael Carrick the gig permanently. Remember when the old manager didn't wanna play Mainoo? A stackable offence in itself #MUFC

@alex_crook Do you really like him though ? 🤔

I like Arne Slot but to claim his team 'controlled the game' is frankly deluded. 2-3 flattered them in the extreme.

@genocidalgirl Somebody forgot to do the needful

Another example of Indian excellence

@maxstephhh It's his own fault , he runs the likes of Saka and Rice into the ground when he's signed Madueke and Norgaard for rotation. The question is , how many mins has Norgaard had this season ?

He's not wrong , Kvara has played 90 mins in ligue 1 just 3 times this season. Just 3 times!

@GeorgeV_AFC It's crazy that Arsenal fans ignore a similar statistic when it comes to comparing Gyokeres to Sesko

You can’t ignore this

@GBUnitedx How could you not have the top scorer in Man Utd history ? This is much better

Manchester United's all-time best line-ups 1985-2026 👹

@ipostrandom21 Never held a cigar before in his life

Jake Paul completely crashes out on live, accusing his fiancée Jutta Leerdam of cheating with his best friend says he took back the $500k ring and threw it into the water, swearing he’ll never trust women again 😳 “I sacrificed everything, just to be betrayed like this” “My brother warned me… I was blind never again”

@_onlyscott Zé Roberto

I see Adriano, Ronaldo, Robinho, Cafu, Carlos and Kaka. Guess the last player. Level: Extremely Hard

@PaddyKeoghAF Endrick is my "hear me out" signing. Think there's potential there and Real would let him go

£15M on Yoanne Wissa. Hear me out.

@StreetFightslol Peak male athletism on show here

What is going on here?

@RafaelH117 That's great news for you lot. Klopp will spend a boat load of money , burn out the players and ultimately get the sack after 2-3 years with just a copa del rey to show for it. The press conferences will be nice though , he might drop the odd swear and have everyone laughing.

Seems that it’s going to be Klopp with Kroos as his assistant at Real Madrid, best possible appointment they could make. Sigh.

@mufcMPB @guardian_sport Please god no

🚨 JUST IN: West Ham’s El Hadji Malick Diouf has emerged as a TARGET for Manchester United as they weigh up a summer move for a left-back. West Ham are AWARE of United’s interest. #MUFC [@guardian_sport]

@EricLDaugh Good news for Germany

🚨 JUST NOW: President Trump officially considers PULLING a swath of US TROOPS OUT of GERMANY after their Chancellor bucked Trump on the Iran threat Our "allies" are screwing up! Trump remembers! "The United States is studying and reviewing the possible reduction of Troops in Germany, with a determination to be made over the next short period of time. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP" Trump is not happy with NATO either. Bad move on their part.

@WelBeast Losers complain

Unbelievable. Daylight robbery. Stonewall penalty.

@footballontnt Let me guess , backwards and sideways right ?

Declan Rice completed 83 passes vs Atlético Madrid, the second-most by an English midfielder in a Champions League semi-final since records started (2003-04) 🪄

@BowesChay One of the most hated councillors in Ireland , he doesn't speak for anyone here

A local Dublin City councillor has a message for Zelenskys officials and their comments on Irish domestic issues. "This Cheeky Grifter from over in Ukraine" Some are still unafraid to speak out for the ordinary people in Ireland.

@WeAreTheOverlap Take a swig everytime Gary says "body of work"

Gary questions whether Michael Carrick is the right man for United beyond this season... 👀 Where do you stand? 🤔

@Muppetiers Baleba, just get him in the door and move from there

With CL all but secured, who should be United's first signing? (Don't say Anderson).

@footyinsider247 Forget games , how many mins have both played in the PL ?

🔴 Benjamin Sesko 🔫 Viktor Gyokeres Who's been the better value signing? 🤔