🎃 Ewan Bryan 👻

There's nothing worse than a can of room temperature Pepsi

@LewisCapaldi No disrespect but she could have seen a pic of you almost bollock naked and then she fuckin deed

God bless the queen 🫡

CHLOE KELLY FOR ENGLAND! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #WEURO2022

🏆 OUR ENGLAND. OUR CHAMPIONS. 🏆

@thewombats Bridget jones

Finish the lyric 🤘 If you love me, let me go back to _____________

ON THIS DAY 🗓: 22 years ago today, the Playstation 2 was released. What would you say is the greatest PS2 game of all time?

@Senn_Spud You clearly haven’t played Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga

I could kill yoda with a hunting rifle

@F1 Top effort Lando, hopefully you’ll beat it one day 💪🏻

Lando Norris is the 5th youngest pole sitter in F1 history 👏 #RussianGP #F1

FULL TIME | Croatia 3-1 Scotland. Second-half strikes from Modrić and Perišić cancel out Callum McGregor’s equaliser, as Croatia take the points at Hampden. #EURO2020 | #SCO

The only texts I care about

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Two groups of penguins pass each other, stopping briefly to exchange information.

83' - Goal. Burnley. 🔴 0 - 1 🟡 #LIVBUR

*takes bite of Pringle* yes *nods at date then waiter* we'll have the tube

I’ve seen 3 people from my year get engaged over the last week and honestly what the fuck

Everyone do be expecting Boris to denounce all lockdown rules first thing into 2021

@BBCBreaking Good lad 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

France finds first case of new coronavirus variant in asymptomatic Frenchman who arrived from England bbc.in/3mOm13j

burnley playing like prime barca this fine sunday evening